The metal


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Defeating The MetalEdit


Cave of One Hit WondersEdit

Firelight dances upon torches affixed to the cave walls, and disappears into the distance. As you make your way deeper into the cave, the farthest two cave lights you can see extinguish - then re-light on their own.

As you approach, you see that they aren't torch lights at all, but eyes. Horrible fiery eyes, that shoot up to the ceiling of a great cavern as a behemoth robotic creature stands to block your path, offended by your intrusion.

How about it, sport? Try your hand at getting past this titan?

>>> I've had a good run... ATTACK!

The Metal... Weakened?Edit

The Metal Shreddifier explodes at the feet of The Metal into an array of straking light beams and cacophonous soud. The gargantuan beast falls to one of its robotic knees, cratering the ground beneath it.

The metal defeated

"WHAT... WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME?!" the great beast bellows. Its voice is horrifyingly atonal.

Now's the chance to strike. The Metal shall pay for... whatever it did. Standing there looking all tall. Jerk.

>>> KEEyai!

The MetalEdit

You revisit the site where you conquered the unconquerable. Defeated the invincible. SLAYED A GIANT METAL ROBOT.

Good times.


Killing The Metal gives you a Sword Made of Smaller Swords as well as an achievement.

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Icon sword made of smaller swords You find a Sword Made of Smaller Swords!
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  • Reference to Tenacious D's song "The Metal".


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