- "...Nnm, what? You beat One-Eyed Willy? Whatever man, just take your victory and leave me alone; I'm TRYING to study here."
Talking to Philip Juandego as a SlackninjaEdit
- "Oh, you're a Slackninja too. Sorry. So um, yeah- if your friends decide to make you a BFF and take you on adventures, you can lay down some pain on the baddies they're fighting. Oh, and they can even use your special ability, Slackpocket, to steal an item from a creature. It's the Slack Way, you know?"