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Fantasy UniversityEdit

Rickety DocksEdit

Mad Captain Willy-Jack
"Mad Captain Willy Jack, the Silly Sod of Scissor Street! He'll cut your hair, he'll raid your ship, he'll cook you something good to eat!"
Quests:
Reference to Johnny Depp and his characters: Edward Scissorhands, Willy Wonka, Captain Jack Sparrow, Sweeney Todd and the Mad Hatter
Captain Arrr
"Here be Captain Arrr! Mighty captain of the SS Deckjoke, Fantasy University's schoolbus."
Reference to the Captain from Cap'n Crunch Cereal.
Admiral Snackbar
"It's a snack!"
Reference to Admiral Ackbar from the Star Wars universe.
The Docktopus
Most commonly selling Health Eclair and Parsnip Juice

Student Union No. 98Edit

The Office

Amma Terraneo
"In spite of the cats, there's a rumor on campus that Amma is the sanest person at F.U."
Quests:
Milf and Cookies
Possibly a reference to Anna Karenina, due to the references to sexuality and cats (Anna's younger sister in the novels was named Kitty). The name is also a pun when said phoentically ("Imma Tranny-yo").
The Headmaster
"The big cheese. The head of the college. Founder of Fantasy University and the whole reason you're here. Be nice."
The Principle Pal
"Capped teeth and bad comb-over aside, everyone needs a friend at school! Why the Headmaster keeps him around is a mystery, but at least he isn't hurting anyone."
A reference to Mr Belding from Saved By The Bell
Vandell the Vandel
"He probably just didn't get enough hugs as a child. No, do not go hug him."

Nurse's Office

The Nurse
The Head Nurse scowls at you, grunts, and shakes her head. If she could talk in a range that your ears could pick up, you imagine she'd say: "You no need healz! You leave me and doctors alone now. Yes?!"
Dr. Mac Steamy
"On the plus side, all that steam? His clothes never wrinkle."
Reference to Marc Sloan on Greys Anatomy, or Dr. Mark Greene from E.R.
Handsy
Reference to Thing from The Addams Family

Forbidden Larder

The Top Chef
A veritable gastronaut, a tortured soul who paints in beurre blanc, lemongrass foams, and balsamic reductions.
Quests:
Hallow The Mallow
Reference to Chef Gordon Ramsay and to Takeshi Kaga, the host of the original Iron Chef.

Common Ground

Note: The Knights of Gouda as a group reference the web series The Guild, each member parodying an individual member of The Knight of Good (the namesake guild)
Fork
Seemed leader of The Knights of Gouda.
Reference to Vork.
Carla
"Carla seems oblivious to much of the activity around her. The Knights of Gouda like their Mathemagician to be focused."
Reference to Clara.
Codie
"Codie is Cheermonger for the Knights of Gouda. She seems to talk... alot. Even when no one is there. Hmmm..."
Reference to Codex.
Zaboohoo
"The Knights of Gouda pride themselves on strong members... and Zaboohoo. This emomancer can out-emo some of the best. Heh, Emo'd."
Reference to Zaboo.
Blahdezz
"Blahdezz is the Slackninja for the Knights of Gouda. Blahdezz often refers to himself in the third person. Blahdezz thinks this is cool."
Reference to Bladezz.
Tinkerbrawla
"Tinkerbrawla is the official Dodgebrawler of the Knights of Gouda. She makes you nervous with those balls in her hand."
Reference to Tinkerballa.

MordormsEdit

Lobby

Skool Suplies shopkeeper

Floor 14

Ron Wheeezy
Harmony Lounger
Reference to Ron and Hermione from Harry Potter

Floor 2

Biff the R.A.
Quests: OMG SLUMBER PARTY!
Reference to Biff from the Back to the Future movies
Merwin of Pythagoria
Mathemagician
Reference to Merlin and Pythagoras
Philip Juandego
Slackninja
Grumpy Buskins
Emomancer
Randy McDandy Jr.
Dodgebrawler
Prescilla Giggleberry
Cheermonger

Detention DungeonEdit

The Detentionkeeper
The Detentionkeeper had a name once, until he rolled it up and ate it.
A reference to the Incredible Hulk.
The Janitor
It's said the Janitor once had an illustrious and promising career as a brain surgeon. It's also said that he was raised in a squirrel cage. One of those is true.
A reference to the Janitor from Scrubs.

Liberal ArtsEdit

Laura A. Framingham
Perpetual gloom surrounds the leader of the Emomancers, giving her a certain air of mystery, a certain je ne c'est... I dunno.
Reference to Laurell K. Hamilton, author of the Anita Blake novels
Jeff LeBruceli
The man. The abiding mystery. But you can just call him... "Dude". No, really, he prefers it to that ridiculous name.
Reference to Jeff Lebowski from the movie The Big Lebowski.
Hannah Missourah
Please do not confuse her with that other Hannah. She doesn't like it. And if you think she's unbearable now, she gets even cuter when she's angry.
Reference to Hannah Montana.

Conservative ArtsEdit

DDr. Michichi Kookoo
With his doubel-doctorate in Astro-Frenology and Microtemporal Mathemagicks, DDr. Kookoo has leared above all else that the rhythm is, in fact, going to get you.
Reference to Dance Dance Revolution and the Discovery Channel's physicist Michio Kaku.
Botches O'Mulligan
Ol' Botches has a saying: "If you can dodge a wench, you can dodge my balls." Misquote? One can only hope.
Reference to the film Dodgeball.
Prof. Jamie 'Savage' Adam
Reference to MythBusters' Jamie Hyneman and Adam Savage.

TownshireEdit

Upper TownshireEdit

Town Halle

Mayor McQwimby
Your eyes don't deceive you. He is, in fact, the head cheese around here.
Quests:
Turtles in the Half-Well, IE Gutter
Reference to The Simpsons' Mayor Quimby as well as McDonalds' Mayor McCheese.

A Really Nice Park

Dog the Bounty Fish
Reference to Dog the Bounty Hunter
Yii Ole Mine
Reference to Grimace of McDonaldland from McDonald's commercials.
Devilish Drive-Thru
The Dungeonmaster
Reference to Gary Gygax, creator of Dungeons and Dragons

Town GreenEdit

The Piano Guy and Elton
Reference to Billy Joel and Elton John.
Keeper of the Bar
Reference to Sam Malone from Cheers and Quark, the Ferengi from the Star Trek Universe.
Professor Tree Name
You know, using colors for town names was cute and all, but this whole tree thing is pushing it just a little bit.
Trains your pets at the Petsgo Field.
Reference to Professor Oak of Nintendo's Pokemon games.
Off the Chain shopkeeper
Reference to John Belushi from Animal House.
Craftwerks shopkeeper
Reference to Martha Stewart, prison-style.
Pants Half Off shopkeeper

Lower TownshireEdit

Loogie McCheese
Remember when you were little, and you'd accidentally kick a ball into the old man's yard who lived down the street? And remember how the old guy would snatch up the ball, refuse to give it back, and then stab it with an icepick over and over pretending it was your face? Yeah, this guy is that guy's dad.
Beer, Bait and Swords shopkeeper
Steve the Tentacle
Public Transport Cat
Reference to the Catbus (Nekobusu) from My Neighbor Totoro, Monorail Cat meme from icanhascheezburger and the Cheshire Cat from Alice in Wonderland.

Bread BasketEdit

Bacon AcresEdit

Farmer Vill
Reference to Farmville.
Farmer in the Dell
The Farmer in the Dell, the Farmer in the Dell, Hi-ho, the derry-o, did we mention he's the Farmer in the Dell?
Reference to Dell computers.
Notorious P.I.G.
Reference to the Notorious B.I.G.
Herb
Shopkeeper at Herb and Spices
The Scalper
Accepts old carnival prizes such as a Blue Star Duck found bobbing for sausages and trades them for Genri-Tickets
Boudin Noir
Literally: "Black Sausage", a blood sausage traditionally made with, yes, pig's blood. Reference to Guy Noir from Garrison Keillor's radio show Prairie Home Companion.

Pasta OrchardsEdit

Farmer Miranda
Reference to Carmen Miranda
Farmer Maynard
The lieutenant of lettuce, the colonel of corn, the commander of carrots!
Reference to Maynard James Keenan of the band Tool
Mack Lalanne
Before you got out of bed this morning, this guy swam the length of the Elanthian Sea harnessed to 14 mega-freighters each loaded with a full season's harvest of Hypersquid. You're probably not even dressed.
Reference to Jack Lalanne of Power Juicer fame.
Quests: Killer Juice (Daily)
Neygiri
Reference to Avatar

Warden Cliff's TowerEdit

Warden Cliff
Reference to Doc Brown from the Back to the Future trilogy.

PleasantonEdit

Boarded-Up MallEdit

Gepedo
Reference to Geppetto and Pinocchio, as well as Herbert (the creepy pedophile) from Family Guy.
Barney Filthe
Reference to Barney Fife (played by Don Knotts) in The Andy Griffith Show.

Town SquareEdit

Mayor Brian

Outer LimitsEdit

Ervin, the Nervous Farmhand
Reference to American Gothic
The Faunted Family
Reference to The Cosby Show

TrainwreckEdit

Misplaced Bear
Reference to the Polar Bear in Lost.

The JungleEdit

Jane Allswell
Reference to Jane Goodall.
Hugozan
Hugozan is an expert in speaking to primates who've passed on to the afterlife, or Necrosimianism.
Reference to Tarzan and Hugo "Hurley" Reyes from Lost.
Skeezy Kong
Reference to King Kong and Donkey Kong.
Shifty Kong
Reference to King Kong and Donkey Kong.

E.A.T.E.M. HQEdit

Melanie Hugglepup

Archaeologists AnonymousEdit

Sir Archibald Dirtypants

The MangleEdit

NostalgyaEdit

Peso ArcadeEdit

Peso Arcade Guys - Reference to Mike Krahulik's Johnathan 'Gabe' Gabriel and Jerry Holkin's Tycho Brahe of Penny Aracde.
Sage Eru - Reference to Shigeru Miyamoto of Nintendo.
Quests: Welcome to the Warp Zone
Phil Wright - 'Hair this cool should be a sim, err, sin.' Reference to The Sims and Will Wright.
Quests:
Alan Bushwell - 'I don't think this is quite what they meant when they said, "Discover how far you can go."' Reference to Allan Alcom (Pong creator) and Nolan Bushnell (Atari co-founder).
Quests: Veneer and Far

Palm 2 Face Recording StudioEdit

Steve Trabajos - 'An apple a day keeps Trabajos away. Or a giant bag of money.' Reference to Steve Jobs.
Quests: Jobs... For You!
Salacious E - 'This is just a tribute.' Reference to Tenacious D (Jack Black & Kyle Gass).
Quests: School of Rock
Lara Hotpants - 'Eventually, the tombs started raiding back.' Reference to Lara Croft of the Tomb Raider games.
Quest: The Six Million Dollar Manatee (Daily)







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