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|Meet the Faunteds|
|Craft the Ladder, then use it to enter the Haunted Farmhouse|
|Given By||Ervin, the Nervous Farmhand|
|Rewards||? XP; ? Fubars|
|A Ladder Runs Through It||The Braaaaain Trust|
Ervin, the Nervous Farmhand
Ervin wipes his brow again, his shifty eyes darting to and fro. "Fro" eventually means you, and he gives a jump.
"GAH! You're still here?! Those people are in danger! Don't tell me you've never built a ladder before?"
Fine. You won't tell him.
Ervin sighs, rummages around in his overalls, and tosses a book at you. "Here, read this and it should get you up to speed. Now, shoo!" He chases you off with his pitchfork. Nice guy, that Ervin.
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The Faunted Family
A group of decidedly non-zombies huddled in the corner behind a desk peer out at you, makeshift weapons at the ready. "Wait...who are you?" The father looks you over and cries, "Ervin must have sent you! He's such a hard worker, thank goodness he's okay. We've managed to stave off the hordes for the time being, but this will never stop as long as..."
The family members look at each other nervously.
"...he still lives."
This oughta be good.