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Jumbowned is the final quest that Farmer Miranda gives you should you have chosen to side with her. The goal is to sabotage a component of the Jumbo Juicer in each of its three areas. Completing this quest will reward you with the "Puree'wa Has Heard You Achievement -- Championed the Cause of the Free Mason Jars."
Sabotage the ExpulpinatorEdit
Adventure a handful of times here and you will reach the tailpipe. To complete the sabotage, you will need either a Huge Melons or Honeydoom Melon which are dropped by the various fruit enemies in the Jumbo Juicer areas.
Fruit in the Tailpipe
You claw your through the Pulp Faction soldiers to the Expulpinator itself! The spigot is fairly exposed.
It's fruit jamming time!
You shove the fruit into the Expulpinator, which groans angrily as its flow is cut-off!
The machine strains and eventually the juicer cylinder bursts! The remaining Pulp Faction around the spigot scatter!
Loot: 26 XP
Sabotage the Vehicular Mobility GeneratorsEdit
Adventure a handful of times here and you will reach the wheels. To complete the sabotage, you will need either a Fruit Smoothie or a Gooey Seeds which are dropped by the various fruit enemies in the Jumbo Juicer areas.
Sabotage the Prime Juicer Control!Edit
After completing the sabotage in the other two areas first, adventure here once to confront the boss, Farmer Maynard who is level 7 with 588 HP.
With the Juicer's other components in shambles, you cautiously approach the Juicer Prime Control door.
With a hiss of steam and a whir of gears and locks, the door slowly opens...
Dunh dunh DUN!
To your (absolutely zero) surprise, Farmer Maynard slowly opens the control door, seething with delicious anger!
"You...you've ruined EVERYTHING! My Juicer was poised to make me king of the fruit, lord of all Bread Basket, and at least the number THREE juice salesman in all of Elanthia.
"Instead," he continues, "I'll just have to settle juicing you...for BLOOD!"
"...'cause, you know, you're not, like, a fruit."
You return, victorious, to find Miranda surrounded by happy, dancing fruit. You swear you see a hazy, blue, translucent DDr. Kookoo in the corner but think better of it.
"You've saved us! All of the Free Mason Jars are in your debt, <name>! You will always be welcomed with open arms here and in the Grove!"
Loot: 130 XP, 120 fubars, 1 Morning Starfruit, 2 L7 U2 V8, 3 Oodle of Noodles