Located in the Sausage Festival and attended by Dead Meat.
Description[]
- Test Your Strength!
- You approach the Dead Meat you created in the Pork Chop Shop earlier and give him a friendly wave. He doesn't seem to be paying any attention to you, though. I guess he's on the clock.
- "Come one, come all! Step right up and test your strength! It'll only cost you Ten Tickets"
Dialog Tree[]
Apparently the options available to you depend on how high your primary stat is.
Dodgebrawler[]
Below was done with a Level 10 DodgeBrawler with 71 Beefosity.
> Spend 10 tickets and try your hand!
- "How 'bout you, kid? You're a Dodgebrawler, right? Then the higher your Beefosity, the more options you'll have try on this little bell here! Why don't you give it a try?
- > Use the sledgehammer and hit the target!
- Test Your Strength- Worst
- > Maybe you can try punching it in the face or something!
- Test Your Strength - Low
- You find a Generi-Ticket (x25)
- Your strike sends the weight lightly into the air, but it comes down just as quick as it rose. Not the worst showing possible, but you can do better! Dead Meat slides over to you for some words of advice.
- "I'm telling you, <name>, Dodgebrawlers can only lay into this thing with really high Beefosity. Still, you didn't make too big a fool of yourself, so I guess you've earned some tickets."
Emomancer[]
> Spend 10 tickets and try your hand!
- "How 'bout you, kid? You're a Emomancer, right? Then the higher your Loathing, the more options you'll have try on this little bell here! Why don't you give it a try? Maybe you can make it really depressed or something."
- > Dismiss the test as anything more than a nuisance...
- Test Your Strength- Worst
- Despite your best efforts the weight barely moves at all, getting nowhere near the bell at the top. Dead Meat looks at you distastefully.
- "Wow, Emomancer, that was...awful. You'll want to increase your Loathing before you try again."
- > Utter a hymn of floatiness, making the weight lighter!
- Test Your Strength - Low
- Your strike sends the weight lightly into the air, but it comes down just as quickly as it rose. Not the worst showing possible, but you can do better! Dead Meat slides over to you for some words of advice.
- "I'm telling you, <name>, Emomancers can only lay into this thing with really high Loathing. Still, you didn't make too big a fool of yourself, so I guess you've earned some tickets."
- You find a Generi-Ticket (x25)
- > Summon a Ghoulfiend in a Boa to help you smash the target!!
- Test Your Strength - Medium
- Your efforts send the weight pretty high along its track; about halfway you'd wager. Not too bad! Dead Meat waddles over to award you your tickets.
- "Now you're getting the hang of it, Fearfeasa! You can probably hit the bell with just a little more Loathing. In the meantime, here are the tickets you won. Spend them well."
- You find a Generi-Ticket (x50)
Slackninja[]
Below was done with a Level 14 Slackninja with 151 Zip.
> Spend 10 tickets and try your hand!
- "How 'bout you, kid? You're a Slackninja, right? Then the higher your Zip, the more options you'll have to try on this little bell here! Why don't you give it a try? Maybe you can give it a karate chop or something. Then again you look way too lazy to care."
- > Too lazy to move anywhere, try blowing on the weight from here.
- Test Your Strength- Worst
- Despite your best efforts the weight barely moves at all, getting nowhere near the bell at the top. Dead Meat looks at you distastefully.
- "Wow, Slackninja, that was...awful. You'll want to increase your Zip before you try again."
- > Let the little kid behind you take your turn
- Test Your Strength - Low
- The little kid's strike sends the weight lightly into the air, but it comes down just as quick as it rose. Not the worst showing possible, but you can do better! Dead Meat slides over to you for some words of advice.
- "I'm telling you, <<NAME>>, Slackninjas can only lay into this thing with really high Zip. Still, you didn't make too big a fool of yourself, so I guess you've earned some tickets."
- You find a Generi-Ticket (x25)
- > Needing a rest, sit down on the target, which makes a surprisingly nice stool.
- Test Your Strength - Medium
- Your efforts send the weight pretty high on its track; about halfway, you'd wager. Not too bad! Dead Meat waddles over to award you your tickets.
- "Now you're getting the hang of it <<NAME>>! You can probably hit the bell with just a little more zip. In the mean time, here are the tickets you won. Spend them well."
- You find a Generi-Ticket (x50)!
- > Yawn and pass out from exhaustion, landing right on the target
- Test Your Strength - High
- Your mighty blow sends the weight screaming towards the sky! As it slows, the weight ever so gingerly taps the bell adorned at the tower's summit.
- ...Ding.
- "Congratulations, Slackninja! You managed to hit the bell! Your zip must be through the roof!"
- Yeah, I am pretty badass.
- You find a Generi-Ticket (x100)!
Mathemagician[]
Was done with a level 16 Mathemagician with 151 Smarts.
> Spend 10 tickets and try your hand!
- "How 'bout you, kid? You're a Mathemagician, right? Then the higher your Smarts, the more options you'll have to try on this little bell here! Why don't you give it a try? Maybe you can calculate some trajectories or something."
- > Grab the sledgehammer and give it the old college try!
- Test Your Strength- Worst
- Despite your best efforts the weight barely moves at all, getting nowhere near the bell at the top. Dead Meat looks at you distastefully.
- "Wow, Mathemagician, that was...awful. You'll want to increase your Smarts before you try again."
- > Assess the weight distribution of the machine before blasting the target
- Test Your Strength - Low
- Your strike sends the weight lightly into the air, but it comes down just as quick as it rose. Not the worst showing possible, but you can do better! Dead Meat slides over to you for some words of advice.
- "I'm telling you, <<NAME>>, Mathemagicians can only lay into this thing with really high Smarts. Still, you didn't make too big a fool of yourself, so I guess you've earned some tickets."
- You find a Generi-Ticket (x25)
- > Estimate the arc measurements and wind resistance of the weight, then strike!!!
- Test Your Strength - Medium
- Your efforts send the weight pretty high along its track: about halfway you'd wage. Not too bad! Dead Meat waddles over to award you your tickets.
- "Now you're getting the hang of it, <<NAME>>! You can probably hit the bell with just a little more Smarts. In the menatime, here are the tickets you won. Spend them well."
- You find a Generi-Ticket (x50)
- > Factor trajectories and dynamic ratios in order to triangulate the exact spot to hit the target!!!!
- Test Your Strength - High
- Your mighty blow sends the weight screaming towards the sky! As it slows, the weight ever so gingerly taps the bell adorned at the tower's summit.
- ...Ding.
- "Congratulations, Mathemagician! You managed to hit the bell! Your Smarts must be through the roof!
- ...Yeah, I am pretty badass.
- You find a Generi-Ticket (x100)
Cheermonger[]
Below was done with a Level 14 Cheermonger with 152 Charm.
> Spend 10 tickets and try your hand!
- "How 'bout you, kid? You're a Cheermonger, right? Then the higher your Charm, the more options you'll have to try on this little bell here! Why don't you give it a try? Maybe you can shake your pompoms at it or something."
- > Use your weakly muscles to hit the target!
- Test Your Strength- Worst
- Despite your best efforts the weight barely moves at all, getting nowhere near the bell at the top. Dead Meat looks at you distastefully.
- "Wow, Cheermonger, that was...awful. You'll want to increase your Charm before you try again."
- > Perform a somewhat-motivational cheer for yourself, then hit the target!!
- Test Your Strength - Low
- Your strike sends the weight lightly into the air, but it comes down just as quick as it rose. Not the worst showing possible, but you can do better! Dead Meat slides over to you for some words of advice.
- "I'm telling you, <<NAME>>, Cheermongers can only lay into this thing with really high Charm. Still, you didn't make too big a fool of yourself, so I guess you've earned some tickets."
- You find a Generi-Ticket (x25)
- > Empower yourself with an impressive cheer, then hit the target!!!
- Test Your Strength - Medium
- Your efforts send the weight pretty high on its track; about halfway, you'd wager. Not too bad! Dead Meat waddles over to award you your tickets.
- "Now you're getting the hang of it <<NAME>>! You can probably hit the bell with just a little more charm. In the mean time, here are the tickets you won. Spend them well."
- You find a Generi-Ticket (x50)!
- > Rally the crowd around you with an inspiring cheer, then use their combined power to hit the target!!!
- Test Your Strength - High
- Your mighty blow sends the weight screaming towards the sky! As it slows, the weight ever so gingerly taps the bell adorned at the tower's summit.
- ...Ding.
- "Congratulations, Cheermonger! You managed to hit the bell! Your Charm must be through the roof!"
- ...Yeah, I am pretty badass.
- You find a Generi-Ticket (x100)!
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