Looks like this guy isn't doing so hot...
Poaching For Iron[]
- After weakening the Monkey Wrench into submission, you reach into your inventory to pull out something sharp enough to handle the precision cutting you're about to perform. Here goes nothing...
- > I don't have anything sharp on me!
- > Use a sharp object and chop-chop-chop!
Pointy Stick
Childproof Scissors
Cheap Machete
Tear Him Limb From Wrench[]
- Oh sweet mother of mercy, what have you done?! I can't believe you went through with it! You made the poor monkey cry, you jerk! At least pat him on the head or something.
- Regardless, you've harvested the monkey wrench that Gepedo wanted. As long as Melanie Hugglepup doesn't catch wind of this, things should be alright.
- P.S.- Melanie toooootally knows about it. Not even joking. Tough break.
  
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