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Image	Name	Type	Description	Usage	Obtained via	Crafting recipes	Value
	1/2 Off Sandal	Crafting Resource	Yep, you only get one. I can't believe you fell for that.		Pants Half Off (Town Green, townshire)	Sandalwood	1000
	Abra-Kablam	Consumable	A peculiar little orb of pure magic. Yeah, this is exactly the kind of thing you should just toss carelessly into your inventory. I wouldn't even worry about it.		Going Bananas Daily Quest reward		2780
	Account Password	Miscellaneous	1-2-3-4-5? Maybe you should think about changing your luggage combination...		Pleasanton (Zombie Hunters)		12
	Adulterated Magazines	Miscellaneous	These used to be perfectly innocent magazines, until...the Accident.		Kitchen of Foul Repute		7
	Ale-Stained T-Shirt	Miscellaneous	Nothing like beer-soaked sausages. Really enhances the flavor.		Trash Can		14
	Alligutter Tears	Miscellaneous	He didn't seem very sad when he was attacking you. You're pretty sure the whole thing was a croc.		Gutters		1
	Ancient Video Game Cartridge	Miscellaneous	This game blows.		townshire Junkyard		8
	Angle Grinder	Crafting Tool	This thing can grind a girder at any angle - 30 degrees, 32 degrees, you name it. 31...		The Bump 'N Grinder	Pristine Sandalwood	8
	Angsty Heart of Pom	Rare Crafting Resource	This is totally, like, you know, a useful, um...like...heart.		Kitchen of Foul Repute; Jumbo Juicer		306
	Animal Magnets	Miscellaneous	Huh, apparently charm has nothing to do with it.		Trainwreck		10
	Armed and Operational Disco Ball	Consumable	That's no moon...	Summons a sparkly disco ally.	General Snackbar		0
	Aromatic Wood Chips	Miscellaneous	A good smoked Porkin requires the finest wood chips, which can't be found anywhere else but in Hauli Woods.		Porkin Patch		8
	Ashen Tongue	Uncommon Crafting Resource	Despite warnings, the former owner of this tongue couldn't be bothered to blow on their white-hot food. Let this be a lesson!				103
	Athletic Cup	Miscellaneous	You're not exactly sure how the previous owner used this...and honestly, you'd prefer to keep it that way.		Hallways (dodgebrawler) Gas Pump Station (Power Player)		14
	B	Miscellaneous	It's the letter B, dropped by the B-hemoth. There's a socket in the back, as though it can be placed somewhere...		Bookshelves (B-hemoth)		22
	Bacta Bar	Consumable	All the healing without the need to submerge yourself in strange liquids for hours on end. Delicious and nutritious, Bacta Bars are made for the rebel on the go.	Heals 100% health	Formerly dropped in the Kitchen of Foul Repute after defeating the Dire Pudding - now replaced with Savory Meat Brick x2.		10
	Badger Claw	Uncommon Crafting Resource	You'd think anyone could just walk down to the Badger Farm and pick up a dozen of these, but Elanthian Law states that it is illegal to harvest the claws from any badger, living or dead. Ivory's fine, though.				103
	Bad Apple Stem	Quest item	One can only assume that the Apple's attitude...stems...from its upbringing.		Jumbo Juicer (Bad Apple)	Puree'wa Offering
	Bag O' Candy	Quest item	It's like Halloween, but for festive meats!		Prize Shoppe	Porkin and Candy	1
	Banana Phone	Miscellaneous	"Hey can you hold on a minute? I've got a call on another vine.	Used to get achievement "Hello Clarice"	Jumbo Juicer (Bananibal Lecter released)
	Banana Phone Peel	Miscellaneous	Cellular, modular, interactive-odular!		Jumbo Juicer (Bananibal Lecter)		10
	Bedbug Lint	Quest Item	There are over five hundred and sixty-seven crevices in your average bedbug. Lint is just one of the things that collects in them.	Requested by Handsy. Can be used for Static-O-Meter.	Bed Bugs		3
	Bedbug Love Note	Consumable	'Dear Swedish Twins, Would you be our sweethearts? -The Fraternal Twins, Stefan and Blech'	Activation: Bedbug Swoon; replaced with Love Potion after use Can be used as paper for Handsy	Bed Bugs		40
	Beef Shank	Quest Item	Cannibalism? You bet.		Trash Can
	Bendable Wire	Quest Item			Camp Site	Monkey Suit
	Bikini Bottoms	Miscellaneous	It's a little risque, but that's atoll you have to pay for fashionable knickers.		No. 2 Deck (Spongeblobs)		5
	Bizarro Bits	Quest Item	Breaking this guy down doesn't really lessen the overall bizarro factor.		Vehicular Ability Generator (Bizarro Superfruit)	Puree'wa Offering
	Bloody Marey	Consumable	Bloody Marey, she's so contrary	Grants the using character increased Loathing and Zip for fifteen adventures.			2
	Blue Salamander Corpse	Miscellaneous	So I heard you like reptile carcass?		Lol Catacombs (Carnivorous Cake)		1
	Blue Star Duck	Miscellaneous	What the heck was this doing in there? This looks a piece of old-timey Carnival paraphernalia. Surely someone around here is into that sort of stuff.	The Scalper will reward 500 Generi-Tickets	Bobbin For Sausages
	Blurry UFO photo	Miscellaneous	Maybe UFOs are just blurry? Ever think of that?		Crop Circle (Down-Home Country Alien)		17
	Boiler Valve Handle	Quest Item	What do you suppose is the half-life is of something like this? Can you believe it was just sitting here, left for dead? I'm here all week folks!	Used to operate boiler	Boiler Pit: Just Right (Dusting dusty Dust Bunny)		N/A
	Bottle of BBQ Sauce	Crafting Resource	The zesty, spicy sauce that completes any Porkin meal.		Porkin Patch (Pigasus)	L7 U2 V8	8
	Bottle of Glue	Crafting Resource	Good for getting into sticky situations, as though you needed help with that.			Sticky Bowling Shoes	1
	Bottle of Liquid Fire		Nothing about this makes any sense at all.	Used to thaw Herb McCleavagin in "Bringing Home the Bacon" quest	Admiral Snackbar		100
	Bottomless pits	Miscellaneous	Have you ever seen a cherry pit without a bottom? Makes you wonder how it stays upright.		Noodly Grove
	Bow Tie	Miscellaneous	Why do people constantly try forcing primates to wear these? Because it's adorable, that's why.		Damned Dirty Apes (Monkeys)		21
	Bowler Hat	Quest Item	I didn't know bowlers even wore hats!		Goon'ter (Damned Dirty Apes)/Crop Circles (Jabba Job)	Tin Gel Hat	8
	Bowling Shoes	Quest Item	You know you've always secretly wanted to take a pair of these home. Looks like someone did! The soles are so slick, they're useless as a fashion statement, but with a little work, they might server some other purpose...		Gelatinous Harubrik's Cube	Sticky Bowling Shoes	3
	Boxy Shorts				No. 2 Deck (Spongeblobs)		5
	Box of Toothpicks	Quest Item			Trailer Park (Rambi, The Butters)	Pre-Game Fruit Tray
	Brain Feed	Miscellaneous	Designed for the special dietary needs for growing zombies.		Bean Field		15
	Brass Ball Bearings	Miscellaneous	Adding insult to injury.		townshire Junkyard		12
	Bread Bowl	Miscellaneous	Wear it as a hat! Keep your keys in it! Fill it with hot soup! Or the blood of your enemies! The uses are endless!		Pantry of Ill Omen		5
	Brick o' Flak	Quest Item	Bits of Jagged Metal, Now in handy rectangular form!		Mechanical Animals (Train Wreck)		N/A
	Broken Calculator	Quest Item	There seems to be a ... problem with this calculator.	Used to claim ABM bounty.	Boiler Pit (Alpha Werewolf)		8
	Broken Visor	???	Repairing it would take fifteen years and a team of a hundred.	???	Stolen (BBF action) from KittKat		1
	Bulwark of the Dungeoner	Miscellaneous	The ultimate defense against both omnipotent super boss and plague rat alike.		Diabolic Dungeons (Greater Gelatinous Harubrik's Cube -> Dive In!)		14
	Bundle of Aspearagus	Miscellaneous	This would make great ammunition for the Fruitillery Cannon.		Vehicular Mobility Generators (Ghoulconut)		1
	Bunny Dust	Miscellaneous	Squeeze a dust bunny, and this is what comes shooting out of its...nose. Yes. Nose.		Boiler Pit: Just Right (Dusting dusty Dust Bunny)	Unknown recipe	8
	Butcher Knife (For Adults Only!)	Quest Item	To clarify, it's only for adults because of its handle size. The handle on the Children's Butcher Knife is much smaller.		Prize Shoppe (100 Tickets)	Porkin and Knife
	C	Miscellaneous	It's the letter C, dropped by the C-Serpent. There's a socket in the back, as though it can be placed somewhere...		Bookshelves (C-Serpent)		22
	Canister of Coolant	Quest Item	Cool your jets! Cool your engines! ...Cool other things besides jets and engines! It's Coolant! A McGuffin Industries product.		Erroneous Position Relative to the Rails (Cool-ant)
	Carnivorous Pear	Consumable	You don't know real terror until you've confronted a gigantic carnivorous pear face-to-face. Lucky for you, this one's not quite that size... yet.	Activation: Pear Nibbling. Effect: Unleash the blind rage of the Carnivorous Pear!	The SS Deckjoe (Hollow Deck)		10
	Cat's Note		'I've been watching you ever since you arrived in our town. Brian means well, so you'll have to forgive him for the whole prison thing. This vial contains a strong sedative that should knock ol' Barney out. Just pour some on a cloth of some kind and hold it over his nose for a few seconds. I'll be in touch again.'-MF			1
	Chain Mail	Miscellaneous	[FWD:][FWD:][FWD:][FWD:][FWD:]Did you get that equipment I sent you?		Greater Gelatinous Harubrik's Cube -> Dive In!		8
	Chatty Skull	Quest Item	It thinks it's still alive.
	Cheap Energy Candy	Consumable	It's probably minty. You like mintiness, don't you?	Recover 7-12 power.			2
	Cheap Machete	Quest Item	What do hockey-loving psychopaths, army surplus stores, and boy scouts have in common? No really, what? It's an honest question.	May be used to remove Weakened Monkey Wrench's arm for Gepedo quest.	Boiler Pit (Kreddy Frueger)		3
	Chewed-up Brains	Miscellaneous	Nauseous yet?		Pleasanton (Zombies)		15
	Chimera Extract	Uncommon Crafting Resource	You'll sleep better if I don't tell you how they collect this.		Erroneous Position Relative to the Rails (Cool-Ant); Bookshelves (D-mon)		103
	Class Schedule	Miscellaneous	1st Period: Brains 2nd Period: Brains; 3rd Period: Lunch?!		Plesanton HS (Lunchlady... Of the Damned)		15
	Clustered Fragments of the Harubrik's Staff	Crafting Resource?	Three splintered fragments from the legendary Harubrik's Staff. Man, there are probably a lot of these.		Diabolic Dungeons (Greater Gelatinous Harubrik's Cube -> Dive In!)	Harubrik's Staff?	14
	Commemorative Stein	Miscellaneous	Yeah, this doesn't cheapen the memory at all.		Sausage Festival Trash Can		14
	Composed Pertinacious-D	Rare Crafting Resource	This is the greatest and best item in the world. ... tribute.		Bookshelves (Y-vern)		306
	Concerning Pebble	Uncommon Crafting Resource	Don't you dare call it a Worry Stone—not if you value your life.				103
	Contemporary Pop	Crafting Resource	Sure, it's bland and tastes just like everything else out there right now, but it's still good for a lil energy in a pinch.	Recovers 20-39 Power on activation	Bed Bugs, Sewers	L7 U2 V8	20
	Convicted Wifebeater	Miscellaneous	Congratulations! You have stopped a convicted wifebeater simply by stuffing it into your backpack. Don't you feel good, hero?		Kitchen of Foul Repute		7
	Cool Beans	Quest Item			Bean Fields (Beanstalks)
	Coping with Zombie-ism Pamphlet	Miscellaneous	The five stages of dealing with undeath. Three of them are 'Eat Brains.'		Pleasanton (Zombies)		15
	Corn Pwn	Miscellaneous	Corn's not gonna pwn itself, n00b.		Crop Circles		17
	Cracked Krab Klaw	Miscellaneous	Waiter, my Krab Klaw has a huge ass crack in it!		Fore Deck (Krabs)		3
	Creepy Goo Goo Doll	Crafting Resource	I'm not sure if it's better or worse as just the head, but I still can't sleep.		Goo Goo Body + Creepy Doll Head	Goo Goo Doll	60
	Creepy Dust	Uncommon Crafting Resource	You know when you walk into an abandoned building/crypt/parent's basement and everything's covered in dust? Yeap. That dust.				103
	Crusty Frylets	Quest Item	Resembling petrified wood more than a fry, these nasty little buggers are better used as nails...or maybe has tents stakes for really small tents. You certainly wouldn't want to eat them, though.	Can be used as a disgusting food in Nutrition Suspicion.	Kitchen of Foul Repute (Sentient Laserfries)		8
	Cultured Yeast	Miscellaneous	Oh, yes. This yeast has culture. It oozes culture. It has culture to burn.				5
	D	Miscellaneous	It's the letter D, dropped by the D-mon. There's a socket in the back, as though it can be placed somewhere...		Bookshelves (D-Mon)		22
	De-Puft Marshmallow Man	Miscellaneous	What did you do Ray?!		Top Chef		26
	Depressing Poetry	Miscellaneous	The only thing sadder than this poetry would be drowning puppies, and it would have to be a lot of them.		Pleasanton HS (Emomancer)		7
	Detention Slip	Consumable	I'll see you after school. You know what you did.	Fill an opponent with the dread of impending detention.	Junior Locker		1000
	Diminutive Eyepatch	Miscellaneous	A diminutive eyepatch for a diminutive eye. Not yours.		Hollow Deck (Pierats)		3
	Disconcerting Magic 8 Ball	Miscellaneous	Ask again later...if you can.		Diabolic Dungeons (Greater Gelatinous Harubrik's Cube -> Dive In!)		1
	Dog-less Dog Collar	Miscellaneous	Everything you could ever want from a dog collar. And yes, that includes the dog.		Diabolic Dungeons (Greater Gelatinous Harubrik's Cube -> Dive In!)		1
	Doused Torchlight	Miscellaneous	Its flame once burned brightly, but now...sigh. Tragic.		Diabolic Dungeons (Greater Gelatinous Harubrik's Cube -> Dive In!)		3
	Dragon Dandruff	Uncommon Crafting Resource	The guy who actually acquires these passes them off as dragon scales. He's also a compulsive liar.		Bookshelves (Dire-E)		103
	Droplet of the Headmaster's Bath Water	Uncommon Crafting Resource	Do we really have to tell you why this is so coveted by collectors everywhere?				103
	Dry Whetstone	Miscellaneous	That's right, it's been sober for years now.		The Camp Site (Pleatherface)		19
	E	Miscellaneous	It's the letter E, dropped by the Dire-E. There's a socket in the back, as though it can be placed somewhere...		Bookshelves (Dire-E)		22
	Easytogetium	Rare, Level 3 Crafting Resource	Unlike other, more reputable systems, the Elanthian Periodic Table doesn't waste time using silly things like 'science' or 'pretty language' to name its constituents.				360
	Essence of BOOM	Miscellaneous	Handle with care, unless you've found that second hand of yours to be overrated.		Asplode Hall (Booms)		26
	Elanthia's Own Pixie Juice	Consumable	Guaranteed fresh. Never from concentrate. Where does your pixie juice come from? (Now with extra pulp.)	Recovers 28-39 Power and 218-726 Health.			410
	Eldritch Cheddar	Uncommon Crafting Resource	Have you ever seen a wedge of cheese seethe with an eerie power? No? Check that one off the list, then.				103
	Empty Picture Frame	Miscellaneous			Sewers
	Exposed Bone Shards	Quest Item	Now honestly, you're just asking to put an eye out, minus the fact that you have none.		Pleasanton (Zombies)		N/A
	Extra-Fried Pork Rinds	Crafting resource	Normal pork rinds are bad enough, but these have spent an extra minute and a half in the fryer. Which means they'll make your cholesterol go from 0 to 130 in about three bites.		Porkin Patch (Run of the Mill Porkin)
	Excessive Ribcage	Miscellaneous	After seeing these, a smart person might consider opening a Kitty Back Ribs in townshire, provided they could herd cats.		LOL Catacombs		1
	Fair-e	Quest Item	Time to bottle this little guy up before he spoils. And don't forget the air holes this time!		Learning Center (L-ph)
	Fallingfromtheskyium	Rare, Level 6 Crafting Resource	Unlike other, more reputable systems, the Elanthian Periodic Table doesn't waste time using silly things like 'science' or 'pretty language' to name its constituents.		Vehicular Mobility Generators (Ghoulconut)		690
	Fashionable Zipper	Quest Item	Exactly just how fashionable are we talking here? Like family restaurant attire, or is this something I can impress the in-laws with?		Rot Topic (Zom and Bee)		17
	Filthy Pillow	Miscellaneous	The tag says 'hypoallergenic,' but the tag clearly lies.		Beg Bugs		5
	Fizzy Bits Candy	Crafting Resource	It's like a party! For your face!		Skool supplies		35
	Fizzy Soda Bomb	Miscellaneous	This is exactly the sort of thing you aren't supposed to do with food.		Crafted item		1
	Foreign Eye	Uncommon Crafting Resource	Coming soon: the iForeign Eye. Make the whole world blind!		Hollow Deck (Boston Cream Pierat); Kitchen of Foul Repute; The Bump 'N Grinder		103
	Fragment of Harubrik's Staff	Crafting Resource?	A splintered fragment from the legendary Harubrik's STaff. Man, there are probably a lot of these.		Diabolic Dungeons (Greater Gelatinous Harubrik's Cube -> Dive In!)	Harubrik's Staff?	8
	Free Sample	Miscellaneous	What do we have here? Sweet and sour brains? Pass.		Pleasanton		15
	Fruit Peeler	Quest Item	In the Bread Basket you must present 3 forms of ID and have a permit in order to carry a concealed peeler.		Pasta Orchards
	Fruit Smoothie	Quest Item	Though technically a form of cannibalism to the fruits of the Bread Basket, that does not detract from its deliciousness.		Pasta Orchards		10
	Function	Miscellaneous	So that's what it is.		The Mangles		11
	Fungills	Miscellaneous	Mushrooms with fungills not only know how to have a good time, they know how to have it while underwater.		Diabolic Dungeons (Big Black Mushroom)		4
	Funky Cheese	Crafting Resource	This cheese claims to know how to get down, but mostly it just knows how to get funky.	Quest item Can be used as a disgusting food in Nutrition Suspicion.	Hollow Deck (Pierats); Kitchen of Foul Repute (Milkshake of Indeterminate Flavor)		1
	Funnel Cake	Miscellaneous	A favorite among the sausage children.		Kitchen of Foul Repute (Dire Pudding)/Trash Can		14
	Fur-Covered Gear	Quest item	That stuff really does get everywhere.	Quest item	Curiously Quiet Thicket (Poacher)		19
	Fur-Covered Pastry	Crafting Resource	Some people like cheddar on their pie. Some people like ice cream. Some people like fur. Hey man. Don't judge.		Hollow Deck (Pierats)	Monkey Suit	1
	Fuse-d Stem	Quest Item	Rather convenient that this stem resembles a fuse for this one quest, wouldn't you say?		Fruits (Pasta Orchards)		N/A
	G	Miscellaneous	It's the letter G, dropped by the G-nie. There's a socket in the back, as though it can be placed somewhere...		Bookshelves (G-nie)		22
	Gas Can	Quest Item	Sweet! Now if only anything in Elanthia run on gasoline...		Gas Pump Station		15
	Gelatin Key	Miscellaneous	It's like a skeleton key...only jigglier.		Diabolic Dungeons (Greater Gelatinous Harubrik's Cube -> Dive In!)		1
	Gelatin Pops	Consumable	How many licks does it take to get to the gelatin pop centre of a Harubrik's Cube? F.U. may never know. Its one of the most delicious treats ever made from a horse's foot!	Increases your resistance to Ice Ice Damage by 50% for 3 adventures.	Popsicle Stick put in Frozen Harubrik's Cube (Boiler Pit: Cold)		10
	Gelatin-flavored Cheese	Miscellaneous	This tastes really good on whipped cream-flavored crackers.		Diabolic Dungeons (Greater Gelatinous Harubrik's Cube -> Dive In!)		3
	Gem-encrusted Spoon	Miscellaneous	A magical spoon capable of allowing its wearer to eat twice his or her body weight in a single bite. Such a power cannot be contained, however. The more you make use of this enchanted utensil, the more volatile it will become, risking certain devastation.		Diabolic Dungeons (Greater Gelatinous Harubrik's Cube -> Dive In!)		8
	Generi-Ticket	Miscellaneous	An all-purpose ticket with a plethora of uses all over Elanthia. Many tickets use these tickets in lieu of Fubars or other items, so it's a good idea to stock up whenever you can!	Can be traded for Sausage Festival prizes.	Sausage Festival		1
	Ghostly Spleen	Uncommon Crafting Resource	What is this even haunting?				103
	Ginormous Meatball	Crafting Resource	It looks like it's been sitting on top of spaghetti. All covered with cheese.	Used in Meat Puppet recipe		Meat Puppet	7
	Givenawayium	Rare, Level 7 Crafting Resource	Unlike other, more reputable systems, the Elanthian Periodic Table doesn't waste time using silly things like 'science' or 'pretty language' to name its constituents		Devilish Drive-Thru (crafting reward)		900
	Glass of Denture Cleaner	Crafting Resource	True clean for false teeth.	Quest Item	Trailer Park (Cheeky Cherub)	Haunted Dentures	1
	Glass of Milk	Crafting Resource	The Docktopus recommends drinking two to four glasses every day. He likes you kids big and strong!		Hollow Deck (Pierats); Kitchen of Foul Repute (Milkshake of Indeterminate Flavor)		1
	Gleeshroom	Miscellaneous	This mushroom looks incredibly pleased, relative to most other mushrooms you've seen. you should put it in a stew and teach it a lesson.		Fore Deck (Krabs)		3
	Glob O' Drill Oil	Miscellaneous	Guaranteed to keep 'em spinning for 2,000 killings or 3 months, whichever comes first.				22
	Goo Goo Doll	Miscellaneous	At least it has a body.	De-constructable	Q-pod		20
	Gooey Seeds	Miscellaneous	Speed Seed Spitting is the fastest growing sport in Elanthia. However most competitors are immediately disqualified upon attempting to pronounce the sport while eating.	Can be used to gunk up the Vehicular Mobility Generators in the Pulp Faction quests.			10
	Googly Eyes	Crafting Resource	It is a well known fact that googly eyes make everything better.	Can be handed to Handsy	Boiler Pit: Just Right (Dusting dusty Dust Bunny); No. 2 Deck (Spongeblobs)	Monkey Suit	5
	Goopy Short Sword	Miscellaneous	If you think this one's gross, wait until you see the Long Sword!		Diabolic Dungeons (Greater Gelatinous Harubrik's Cube -> Dive In!)		3
	Grade A Porkin Meat	Crafting Resource	The finest porkin meat available on the market. You can craft it with all sorts of things to intensify its flavor. For example, wigs and candy both come to mind.	Used to craft Sausage Festival employee items and Meat Puppet pet.	Porkin Patch (USDA Choice Porkin)	Meat Puppet Sausage Festival Employees
	Greasy Pomade	Miscellaneous	The pleasing aroma is half the point!		Sewers; Kitchen of Foul Repute (Ancient Grease)		1
	Gristle Nugget	Miscellaneous	While technically still food, you're fairly sure you'd never be convinced to chew this up, even with someone else's mouth.				7
	Ground Coffee	Crafting Resource	Ground, as in 'run through a grinder.' Although, to be fair, you did find it on the ground.		Bump N'Grinder	Half Double Decaffeinated Half-Caf	8
	Grumpy Vapor	Uncommon Crafting Resource	If you were forced to live in a small corked bottle, you wouldn't be all rainbows and sunshine, either.		Bookshelves (C-Serpent) Bean Stalkers (Bean Field)		103
	Gym Sock	Miscellaneous	This might have been made of 100% cotton once, but that's been at least 20% displaced by all the sweat and stink it's absorbed. At least, that's how we think the math works.	Can be used to create static in static-o-meter (warden cliff)	SS Deckjoke		1
	Half Double Decaffeinated Half-Caf	Consumable	The twist of lemon is what gives it that perfect amount of zing! Drink one of these and you'll have enough energy to rollerskate through a museum!	Recover 44-60 Power			410
	Half-Digested Foot	Miscellaneous	Mmmm. The toes are the best part, you know. Eat 'em with jam.		Diabolic Dungeons (Gelatinous Harubrik's Cube)		7
	Half-Eaten Carrot	Quest Item	Now that's a real shame when folks throw away a perfectly good half-eaten carrot.	Can be used as a disgusting food in Nutrition Suspicion.	Boiler Pit: Hot (Fiery Pixie Dust Bunny)		8
	Half-Eaten Bun	Quest Item	The buns are round but the festival attendees are square...	Can be used as a disgusting food in Nutrition Suspicion.	Trash Can		14
	Half-Eaten Cheezburger	Quest Item	Apparently, you can, indeed, has cheezburger. Well, half of one, at least.	Can be used as a disgusting food in Nutrition Suspicion.	Kitchen of Foul Repute (Ancient Grease)		1
	Happy Mushroom	Miscellaneous	You really should wipe that shitake eating grin off your face when you look at this poor guy! It scares him!		Diabolic Dungeons (Big Black Mushroom); Warp Zone		8
	Hardened Abracadabacus	Rare Crafting Resource for Enchantments	The precursor to the Abracadabbing Machine.				306
	Hardened Heart of Pom	Rare Crafting Resource for Enchantments	This is totally, like, you know, a useful, um...like...heart.				306
	Headpiece of the Harubrik's Staff	Crafting Resource?	Without the base of a staff to complete the ensemble, this thing is really only useful as a paper weight. A really magical paper weight.		Diabolic Dungeons (Greater Gelatinous Harubrik's Cube -> Dive In!)	Harubrik's Staff?	17
	Health-eclair	Consumable	Somehow, the Top Chef has managed to make a cream-filled pastry that isn't just good, it's good for you, too!	Heals 21-62 health.	Boiler Pit		20
	Heap o' Femurs	Miscellaneous	I've seen a lot of femurs in my life and...that's a lot more.		Diabolic Dungeons (Infinite Skeleton Legions)		5
	Heart of Pom	Rare Crafting Resource for Enchantments	This is totally, like, you know, a useful, um...like...heart.				306
	Hobo Code	Miscellaneous	This scrap of paper was left behind by the inebriated ogre in the A&Q Tavern. He was most assuredly a hobo, and this appears to be some sort of code. Ergo, it must be hobo code! The question is where in Elanthia might you need this?	Having the Hobo Code in your inventory while adventuring in 'The Mangle' lets you encounter and obtain the 'Tickle-Me-Hobo' pet.	Found after waking up the Inebriated Ogre at the A&Q Tavern		1
	Horrifying Sandwich	Quest Item	You were probably expecting some brain-sandwich joke here, but you won't get it. It's just a gas station sandwich.	Can be used as a disgusting food in Nutrition Suspicion.	Full-Service Gas Station (Mother Trucker)		15
	Huge Melons	Crafting Resource	"Did you see that Cheermonger over there?" "Yeah, dude, she has huge melons!"	Quest item for Cheermonger; recipe item for Knights of Gouda	Jumbo Juicer (Bizarro Superfruit)
	Humongous Soda	Miscellaneous			Full Service Gas Station
	Ice Tray Full O' Ice	Crafting Resource	As opposed to an ice tray full of say, flesh-eating piranhas.	Quest Item for Slackninja and Emomancer; recipe item for Knights of Gouda	Boiler Pit: Cold; Meat Freezer (Icy Tea); Noodly Grove (Icy Tea)
	Inane Babbles by The Undeadmaster	Miscellaneous	The mad scribbles of a man masquerading as a zombie that talks through sock puppets. Highlights include: '...the Slayground is the key, oh yes, that's where the power lies!' 'townshire's Mayor is missing! Cheese is a plant! Really? Not literally!' '...Cornucopia, Faunted Crest, and Soul Whistle are the first of the three...'		An Open Grave after completing Undeadmaster's third quest.		2
	Instant Gelatin Powerder	Miscellaneous	By the time you finish reading this, you could have made seventeen batches of Gelatin. Think about that. (Nineteen now, haha.)		Diabolic Dungeons (Greater Gelatinous Harubrik's Cube -> Dive In!)		8
	Intricately Folded Note	Quest Item	It would've been cool to know what this says, if not for its labyrinthine creases.	Can be used as paper for Handsy	Hallways (Maledictorian, Emomancer)		21
	Intuitive Beefcake	Rare Crafting Resource for Enchantments	Beefcake! BEEEEEFCAAAAAKE!				306
	Intuitive Heart of Pom	Rare Crafting Resource for Enchantments	This is totally, like, you know, a useful, um...like...heart.		The Boomlab in Asplode Hall(Wild Boom)		306
	Junior Combination Piece	Crafting Resource	This appears to be half of a combination for a Junior's locker. Don't ask how we know that. Just go with it.		Hallways (Slater Kapowski)	Junior Combination
	Knockout Juice		A vial of 100%, fresh-squeezed Knockout Juice! Helpful for any inconvenient-yet-within-reach guards you might need out of commission.				1
	Knockout Rug		A rag soaked in Knockout Juice! Aim away from (your own) face.
	Krooked Krab Leg	Miscellaneous	This krooked krab leg has many uses. For one, you could hang your keys on it. Or use it to pull a Vauderville actor off stage. I think two examples is enough.		Fore Deck (Krabs)		3
	Krossed Krab Eyestalks	Miscellaneous	You just know this krab's krabmother warned him that his eyes would stick this way. But did he listen? Did he? I think you can see that clearly he did not.		Fore Deck (Krabs)		3
	Krusty Karapace	Miscellaneous	You could say the krab that formerly wore this karapace no longer needed it. Or you could say you ripped it off its cold, dead back. Either way.		Fore Deck (Krab King)		2
	L	Miscellaneous	It's the letter L, dropped by the L-ph. There's a socket in the back, as though it can be placed somewhere...		Bookshelves (L-ph)		22
	L7 U2 V8	Consumable	Fresh from our farm where the streets have no name, it'll really fuel your fire. It's better than the real thing! (Contains absolutely no UB40 and Zero 7.)	Recovers 32-51 Power	Penne Pines; Jumbo Juicer (Bananibal Lecter)		130
	Lanolin		Like sheep's wool.				15
	Large Empty Bag	Miscellaneous	Its uses are endless (*Not a toy)	Is used to collect "movement" by Dog Breathwing in Crop Circles	townshire Junkyard (Abstract Metal Sculpture)		1
	Leather Straps	Miscellaneous	These utilitarian straps have dozens of uses around the dorm! Tie up your books! Tie up your curtains! Tie up your roomma...curtains!		The Camp Site (Headless Horsehack)		1
	Lemon	Miscellaneous	Get a couple more of these together with some Jenga and you've got yourself a party: a lemon party, if you will.		Kitchen of Foul Repute (Lemon-Lime Slime)		7
	Lethargic Abracadabacus	Rare Crafting Resource for Enchantments	The precursor to the Abracadadding Machine.		Porkin Patch (Run of the Mill Porkin)
	Lethargic Emo Poemo	Rare Crafting Resource for Enchantments	This one's called 'Blackened Spiral of Torment.' Wait, where's everyone going?				306
	Lethargic Pertinacious-D	Rare Crafting Resource for Enchantments	This is the greatest and best item in the world. ...tribute.				306
	Letter scale	Miscellaneous	Not so much used to calculate postage, as it is to creep out your sister.		Bookshelf		22
	Likeable Beefcake	Rare Crafting Resource for Enchantments	Beefcake! BEEEEEFCAAAAAKE!		The Pantry of Ill Omen		306
	LL Cool Aid	Consumable	Mama said drink this up! Zero calories, so it's guaranteed not to give you a big ol' butt.	Recover 56-72 Power	Reward for completing quest 'To the left! To the left!'		4720
	Lonesome Banana	Quest Item	Is there anything more depressing? No seriously, I'm asking. Sick kittens come to mind.		Monkey Town (Mechanical and Non-Mechanical Monkeys)		21
	Looooooong Cat Hair Ball	Miscellaneous	You don't want to be around when these things are being coughed up. Trust me.		LoL Catacombs (Looooooong Cat)		1
	Loose Leaf Paper	Miscellaneous	College Ruled!	Can be used as paper for Handsy	Fore Deck (Krabs); No.2 Deck (Spongeblobs); Hollow Deck (Pierats); Diabolic Dungeons; Bookshelves (Dire-E)		1
	Loose Screws	Miscellaneous	Deranged or just poorly constructed? You decide.		Erroneous Position Relative to the Rails		19
	Lost Rivet	Uncommon Crafting Resource	Once used to construct a massive watch tower in a far-off land, now mainly used as centerpieces in Elanthian kitchens		Erroneous Position Relative to the Rails		103
	Love Potion	Miscellaneous	Who are you to stand in the way of love, regardless of how artificial and chemically induced it might be?		Use Bedbug Love Note on Swedish Twin Bedbugs		5
	Mandible	Miscellaneous	Quite a display of mandibular fortitude		Deconstructed from Mound of Mandibles		1
	Marauder's Nonplanar Graph	Miscellaneous	The only thing this will lead you to is a non-existent social life.		Rot Topic (Mathemagician)		14
	Marshmallow Cheep	Quest Item	Small, messy, fluorescent. You can almost tell how stale it is just by looking at them.		Kitchen of Foul Repute (Marshmallow Creep)		1
	Meaty Krab Klaw	Miscellaneous	Thick and meaty, just like mom used to make!		Fore Deck (Krab King)		3
	Metallic Casing	Crafting Resource	Why, think of all the wondrous things you could put in here! Go on! Think!		townshire Junkyard (Iron Munchkin, Flat Albert)	Practically Unstoppable Force	8
	Mini-Grabber	Quest Item	Handy for those too lazy to pick things up with, let's say, your hands. Not particularly sturdy though.	Use it to reach boiler handle	Fore Deck (Krabs)		1
	Mithril Duct Tape	Crafting Tool	Riddle me this: tape made of Mithril for duct repair, or tape for repairing Mithril ducts? Or did I just blow your mind?!		Given by Ervin the Nervous Farmhand.		0
	Mithril Funnel of Krag'duramas	Crafting Tool	Despite its epic origins, it's just a funnel. OR IS IT?		Given by Jamie "Savage" Adams.		3
	Moldy Keyboard	Miscellaneous	This was probably used to play off the coolest cats in the Catacombs		LOL Catacombs		1
	Moongrass	Quest Item	Someone got a little carried away mowing this stuff.		Crop Circles (Aliens)		21
	Moreless	Miscellaneous	Best when deep fried, to maximize your empty calories.		Diabolic Dungeon (Big Black Mushroom)		8
	Mound of Dirt	Crafting Resource	This is good soil. Rich soil. Not rich lick money and real estate, but rich like...earthworms. And other things.	Quest Item	Diabolic Dungeon (Big Black Mushroom, Surprisingly Few Goat-Headed Freaks, Endless Zombie Horde, Infinite Skeleton Legions)		8
	Mr. Dead's Mr. Blood	Crafting Resource	Horse blood is the second-rarest type of blood in Elthania, which is why they're giving out four-sleeved tee shirts down at the Nurse's Office.	Quest Item for Emomancer	Bean Fields (Mr. Dead)
	Mysterious Jerky Wrapper	Quest Item	A seemingly random piece of trash, though the Phantom seems to have a great interest in it.		Trash Can
	Nether-Tree Seeds	Uncommon Crafting Resource	Rumor has it that a Nether-Tree's never actually been seen and that the guy hawking these is playing all of Elanthia for chumps.				103
	No-Leafed Clover	Uncommon Crafting Resource	So is this thing, like, unlucky to carry around, or...?		Erroneous Position Relative to the Rails(Hydraulic Hyena)		103
	O	Miscellaneous	It's the letter O, dropped by the O-grr. There's a socket on the back, as though it can be placed somewhere...		Learning Center (O-grr)		22
	Once-Magical Etchings	Miscellaneous	It appears as though these came from a once-magical wizard, who wrote them using a once-magical dry erase marker. Man old stuff sucks.		Diabolic Dungeons (Greater Gelatinous Harubrik's Cube -> Dive In!)		5
	One Sock	Miscellaneous	A lone sock, roaming the world without its mate. How sad.	Can be used to create static in static-o-meter (warden cliff)	Diabolic Dungeons (Infinite Skeleton Legions) or James Pond
	Oodle of Noodles	Consumable	Good for healing what ails ya, assuming what ails you can be cured with an oodle of noodles.	Heal 116-289 health.	Penne Pines		130
	Ordinary Chocolate Bar	Crafting Resource	No really, we mean it.		Hollow Deck (Pierats) or Admiral Snackbar's		8
	Paintbrush	Miscellaneous	It's time you took a step up from using your fingers. Now, you can!				1
	Parsnip Juice	Consumable	We promise it's good for you.	Heal 30-40 health.		Oodle of Noodles	20
	Partially Digested Straw Hat	Miscellaneous	Once belonged to the Entirely Digested Farmer.		Diabolic Dungeons (Greater Gelatinous Harubrik's Cube -> Dive In!)		15
	Partially Enruned Bread Crust	Uncommon Crafting Resource	This was once part of a loaf of unimaginable power.		Porkin Patch; Bump N' Grinder (Tony Faux Hawk)		130
	Peach Pierat Spice Tea	Consumable	Just the right mixture of herbs and spices combined with pureed peaches from only the most recently smooshed pierats results in this delightful healing and energizing tea.	Recover 12-22 Power and 10-22 Health	Fore Deck (Krabs [Rare]); Jumbo Juicer (Ghoulconut)		20
	Pelvis	Miscellaneous	What a silly name for a thing, pelvis. Pelvis pelvis pelvis.		Deconstructed from Pile of Pelvises		1
	Piece o' Cap'n Cake	Miscellaneous	Captain Arrr's cake, made from his own secret recipe. A secret you can go to your grave happy for never knowing.		Hollow Deck (Pierats)		3
	Pieces of Meat	Crafting Resourse	Hey it really does taste exactly like chicken.		Lol Catacombs (Looooooong Cat)	Catchew Chicken	1
	Pierat Cream	Crafting Resource	This is actually considered a delicacy by literally no one.		Hollow Deck (Pierats)	Health-Eclair	1
	Pierat Peaches	Miscellaneous	All that poor little pierat wanted to do was move out of the country with his peaches, in a can, put there by a man, and you had to come ruin everything.		Hollow Deck (Pierats)		3
	Pierat Shortening	Uncommon Crafting Resource	Mama's Little Baby appears less interested all of a sudden.				103
	Pierat Stomach	Quest Item	Filled with unspeakable bile. And graham crackers!		Hollow Deck (Pierats)		N/A
	Pile o' Pelvises	Crafting Resource	Someone cracked a hip. Someone cracked a lot of hips.		Diabolic Dungeons (Endless Zombie Horde)	?	5
	Pina Ghoulada	Miscellaneous	...and getting caught in the rain?		Vehicular Mobility Generators (Enemy)
	Pinch of Dried Water	Uncommon Crafting Resource	You'd think this would be more common, wouldn't you?		Bookshelves (L-ph)		103
	Pixie Fruit	Crafting Resource	You thought we were just going to make juice out of actual pixies, didn't you? What kind of monsters do you think we are?!		Camp Site	Elanthia's Own Pixie Juice	14
	Plank of Wood	Crafting Resource	Sure it seems worthless now, but during the invasion of the Karate Master Centipedes, you couldn't find a plank of wood to save your LIFE.		Mourning Wood (as a zombie)	Sandalwood	21
	Pleasanton Baked Beans	Miscellaneous	The perfect compliment to BBQ, these baked beans have an alluring flavor of braaaains....I mean beans.		Porkin Patch (Porklettes)		8
	Plunging Neckbone	Crafting Resource	Every year those exposed skeletons get more risqué.		Hallways (Maledictorian)	?	15
	Pointy Teeth	Miscellaneous	Almost as dangerous as rabbit teeth, you're sure death would still await you if you were to be on the wrong end of this!	?	1
	Poisonberry	Crafting Resource	Oh, deadly, deadly poisonberry. You'd make such an awesome pie. Or cobbler. Or snobby liquor. Except for that whole 'poison' part. That's a bummer at parties.	Eating it causes damage equal to 1% of max health.	Hollow Deck (Pierats)
	Poorly Sewn Scarf	Consumable	It's yarn. In the shape of a scarf. I guess.	Increases your resistance to Ice Ice Damage by 50% for 1 adventure.	Boiler Pit: Cold (Wanderer)		10
	Porkin Baster	Miscellaneous	There still seems to be a little juice left inside...		Porkin Patch
	Porkin Egg	Miscellaneous	The only thing weirder than this egg is knowing where it came from.		Porkin Patch		8
	Porkin Fertilizer	Miscellaneous	The blend of garlic powder, cracked pepper, and olive oil create the perfect nourishment for growing Porkin.		Porkin Patch
	Porkin Shovel	Quest Item	You can't pluck Porkin without damaging their tenderness, so farmers have to root 'em out the ol' fashioned way.	Used in Handsy's quest	Porkin Patch (Pigasus)		8
	Porkin Wodka	Miscellaneous	The Porkin are known for two things: eternal hatred of other sentient races, and wodka that causes blindness in schoolchildren. The School Nurse really digs this stuff.		Porkin Patch		7
	Powdered Elephino Tusk	Uncommon crafting resource	'What kind of animal did you say it came from?' Never gets old.				103
	Practically Unstoppable Force	Quest Item	Warning: Aim away from face	Can be used to blow open Yii Ol Mine	Crafted Item		30
	Practicallyfreeium	Rare, Level 5 Crafting Resource	Unlike other, more reputable systems, the Elanthian Periodic Table doesn't waste time using silly things like 'science' or 'pretty language' to name its constituents				534
	Prickly Potato	Quest Item	There's something weird about this potato. It's almost like it grew all these spikes to keep people from eating it. Pfft, like that's going to stop us.	Can be used as a disgusting food in Nutrition Suspicion.	Kitchen of Foul Repute (Sentient Laserfries)		1
	Prison Rag		What're you in for? Ineffectiveness at cleaning countertops?				1
	Pristine Sandalwood	Quest Item	Woodworkers everywhere would saw off their own feet for this		Crafted from Sandalwood and Angle Grinder		1
	Pumpkin Cap	Miscellaneous			Noodly Grove		10
	Purple Julius	Miscellaneous	You can't help but notice it's an oddly brain-like purple.				15
	Quilted Carapace	Miscellaneous	Bits of other carapaces have been painstakingly sown together to make this precious piece of quiltwork.				5
	Rabbit Ears	Miscellaneous	It's possible these ears came from some rabbit child. It's possible 'hammer down' were the only words she knew. It's more likely that it just came from a regular ol' non-speaking rabbit... but it's possible.		Boiler Room: All Temperature settings (Killer Rabbit)		8
	Rabbit Ribs	Quest Item	Grind its bones to make your rose.		Boiler Room (Killer Dust Rabbit)
	Razor-Sharp Elm Stick	Quest Item	Were you aware that someone could make a stick this sharp? Sharp enough to shave with? Sharp enough to cut the fog with? No, I bet you weren't.	Can be used to remove Sickly Monkey Wrench's arm			8
	Red Checkered Blanket	Crafting Resource	Perfect for laying picnic stuff on. Or coloring black with markers. You know, either one.		The Camp Site	Black Checkered Flag	17
	Refactored Protractor	Miscellaneous	Someone decided that the regular old protractor wasn't good enough, so they went back to the drawing board.				1
	Rep Grinds	Miscellaneous	Who put these through the damn grinder?! And more importantly, what the @#$% is a rep?!		Bump N'Grinder		4
	Roll of Quarters	Miscellaneous	Now you'll finally have an excuse when you're happy to see someone!		Nostalgya		22
	Rope	Quest Item	A wise man once said: 'There's a rope.' And that's what you see here. A rope.	Used in Handsy's quest	No. 2 Deck		1
	Rotten (to the) Core	Quest Item	Collected from fallen Pulp Faction soldiers.		Jumbo Juicer
	Rune Stone of the Dungeoner	Trinket	It's said that this stone grants it's owner with miraculous luck and good fortune, but only in the most threatening of encounters. It's also said that people who think rocks have magical powers belong in a ward of some sort, so to each his own.		Diabolic Dungeons (Greater Gelatinous Harubrik's Cube -> Dive In!)		1625
	Runic Doodles	Uncommon Crafting Resource	Even mystic scribes get bored in class.				103
	Sandalwood	Crafting Resource			Crafted from 1/2 Off Sandal and Plank of Wood	Pristine Sandalwood
	Savory Gravory	Crafting Resource	Savory Gravory will make your family ravory and hurravory every dayvory.		The Mangle (Laser Guided Leopard)	Savory Meatbrick	12
	Savory Meatbrick	Consumable	Mmmm...a massive, chargrilled brick o' meat. Just what the cardiologist ordered.	Heal 400-700 health.	The Mangle (Erroneous Position Relative to the Rails); Reward(x2) after defeating Dire Pudding		410
	Scary Mask	Crafting Resource	His spirit and her voice, in one combined.		Prize Shoppe (600 Generi-tickets)	Porkin and Mask
	Scrap o'Meat	Crafting Resource	Hey, even horrific cybernetic animal hybrids gotta eat!		Curiously Quiet Thicket, Erroneous Position Relative To Trail	Savory Meatbrick
	Semi-Precious Amber Grits	Miscellaneous	These grits were kept warm under a very high-power Amber Lamp, don't you know.		Mourning Wood (Zombie Whale)		2500
	Sea Pineapple	Miscellaneous	You ever hear the one about the sea pineapple diet? Nevermind.		SS Deckjoke		1
	Shard of Carbonite	Miscellaneous	He's apparently just carrying these around in his pockets.		Camp Site (Jabba Job)		19
	Shattered Ceiling Tile	Miscellaneous	You consider telling everyone the sky is falling, but you know better.		LOLCatacombs (Manhole Cat)		1
	Skeletal Key	Miscellaneous	Not to be confused with a Skeleton Key, which would actually be useful. You've seen this sized keyhole somewhere though...	Unlocks Sophomore Lockers (Pleasanton)	Hallways (Any)		1
	Skeletal Remains	Miscellaneous	If I had red hair and solved murders, this would be the time where I dramatically put on my sunglasses and say something witty like 'Well Frank, looks like that's one closet missing its skeleton.'		Diabolic Dungeons (Greater Gelatinous Harubrik's Cube -> Dive In!)		5
	Skull	Miscellaneous	Yeah, that's right. It's just a skull. It's not zany or wacky in any way at all. You have any idea how many items are in this game?! CUT ME SOME SLACK.		Deconstructed from Stack of Skulls		1
	Slightly Bent Moonbeam	Uncommon Crafting Resource	I knew a girl by that name, once. Free-spirited, if a bit daft.		Captain Willy Jack - Slackninja; Orzo Oaks; Hollow Deck (Piece of Pierat); Porkin Patch (Run of the Mill Porkin)		103
	Slimy Ruler	Miscellaneous	Once, it was proudly used to measure things. Now...not so much.		Diabolic Dungeons (Gelatinous Harubrik's Cube)		7
	Skirt Steak	Miscellaneous	This is the kind of skirt you need to take out to dinner first. Or eat for dinner, anyway.		Trash Can		14
	Snapecall Whistle	Miscellaneous	A brief toot reveals that it sounds like 'angst and bitter'.				1
	Sparkle Lotion	Consumable	Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Lotion! Activation: Sparkle Lotion. Pledge your life to Sparkle Lotion! Or your child's life, whatever.	Increases your resistance to sparkle damage by 50% for 3 turns	Sophomore Locker
	Sparkling White Glove	Miscellaneous	This is it.		Adventure in Diabolic Dungeons as a Zombie until you get Endless Zombie Horde event		12
	Spencer's Gift	Miscellaneous	You don't have a clue who Spencer is, but he is all about some fart jokes.		Pleasanton: Rot Topic (Weemo), Punk Zombie		15
	SPF 666	Consumable	Sunblock... FROM HELL.	Increases your resistance to Hot Hot Heat Damage by 50% for 3 adventures.	Boiler Pit: Hot (Wanderer)
	Spoiled Lime Helmet	Miscellaneous	Tiny fruit makes surprisingly durable equipment. Mango elbow pads are already in development.		Diabolic Dungeons (Greater Gelatinous Harubrik's Cube -> Dive In!)		1
	Spoiled Mayo	Crafting Resource		Can be used as a disgusting food in Nutrition Suspicion.	Pantry of Ill Omen	Wake-Up Juice
	Spooky Flashlight	Trinket	Well, the flashlight isn't spooky itself... I guess it depends on how you use it... and where...	Allows you to go down into the Janitor's Closet	Adventure in the Diabolic Dungeon
	Squeal-Proof Ear Buds	Crafting Resource	Have you ever had to endure the noise these things makes when they go ripe? I didn't think so.		Porkin Patch (Run of the Mill Porkin)	?
	Stack o' Skulls	Miscellaneous	Who knew they could stack so neatly? Someone did.		Diabolic Dungeons (Infinite Skeleton Legions)
	Sticky Bowling Shoes	Trinket	While they're probably not appropriate for bowling anymore, they would almost let you walk up a wall.		Crafted item		20
	Sticky Lolzipop	Miscellaneous	It looks like there is cat hair clinging to it. Ewww!		Lol Catacombs (Sewer Walrus)		1
	Still-Frozen Dinner	Consumable	You gonna eat the brownie?	Grants the using character increased Zip and Charm for fifteen adventures.	Zip It Good! Quest Reward		2
	Stone Giant Skin Flake	Uncommon crafting resource	Give these guys a break, alright? Do you have any idea what the moisture levels are like 320 yards up in the sky? I didn't think so.		Curiously Quiet Thicket		103
	String of Yarn	Crafting Resource	You could probably string two of these together to make a longer piece. Subtle crafting clue, for the win!		Lol Catacombs (Manhole Cat, Looooooooongcat)/Deconstructed from Fancy Striped Sweater	Length Of Yarn Practically Unstoppable Force
	Sun-Dried Pixie Wing	Uncommon Crafting Resource	For that extra level of CRUNCH.		Boiler Pit: Just Right/Cold (Pixie Dust Bunny)		103
	Superlative Daisy	Uncommon Crafting Resource	This one time, a guy chained like a thousand of these together, spent years of his life collecting them... And when he at long last linked them all together, nothing happened.		Porkin Patch (ESDA Choce Porkin)		103
	Suspiciously Smelly Mud	Miscellaneous	It's mud, alright? That's our story and we're sticking to it.		Damned Dirty Apes (Monkeys)		11
	Svelte Emo Poemo	Rare Crafting Resource for Enchantments	This one's called 'Blackened Spiral of Torment.' Wait, where's everyone going?		Pleasanton (Zombie Hunters) Porkin Patch (Pigasus)		306
	Svelte Pertinacious-D	Rare Crafting Resource for Enchantments	This is the greatest and best item in the world. ...tribute.				306
	Sweaty Sweatpants	Miscellaneous	The worst part is: the pants seem to be generating their own sweat.		Kitchen of Foul Repute (Milkshake of Indeterminate Flavor)		7
	Tangenterine	Miscellaneous	Tangenterines don't fall from trees. They think about it, and then they start telling that story about that time at the roller derby when that one girl rolled over that other girl's face and...what were we talking about again?				8
	Tarnished Calendar	Miscellaneous	Red ink is circled around 'Caturday the 12th.'		Lol Catacombs (Carnivorous Cake)
	Tatters	Miscellaneous	You're well on your way to Hobo Royalty!	May be used in Static-o-Meter	De-constructed from Tick-Infested Ticking		1
	Tattered Office Poster	Miscellaneous	'Hang in there!' it reads, in a bright text. Positively motivational!		Lol Catacombs		1
	Tainted Ward	Consumable	A mystical device, teeming with Anti-Taint energy.	Increase your resistance to Taint by 50% for 3 adventures.	Junior Lockers
	Teriyucky Sauce	Crafting Resource		Can be used as a disgusting food in Nutrition Suspicion.	Pantry of Ill Omen	Catchew Chicken
	Tick-Infested Ticking	Miscellaneous	Just to keep you from having to look it up, ticking is something that you cover a mattress with. As for the ticks—they're bloodsucking fiends. Also, that thing about the lighter and the vaseline? Not true. Tweezers and rubbing alcohol. That's all you need. And you thought this game was nothing but lame jokes.		Bed Bugs		2
	Tin Gel	Crafting Resource	All the joys of chewing aluminum foil, in a handy gel-like consistency!		Pantry of Ill Omen	Tin Gel Hat	1
	Ton 'o Ticks	Miscellaneous	Well, you've got a bit of a problem on your hands now. Whoops, now it's in your hands.		De-constructed from Tick-Infested Ticking		3
	Torn Garments	Miscellaneous	A rarely discussed side-effect of zombie-ism? Hatred of all clothings.		Pleasanton		15
	Toy Pistol	Crafting Resource	I'd like to see you score a headshot on an anthropomorphic piece of braunschweiger.		Prize Booth (300 Generi-Tickets)	Porkin and Pistol	1
	Tricontakaiheptagon	Uncommon crafting resource	Because sometimes, there are thirty-six choices too many.		Bump N' Grinder (Tony Faux Hawk)		103
	Tumblewheat	Miscellaneous	Maybe you can refine this into tumbleflour and make tumblebread.		Crop Circles		17
	Tysonberry Punch	Consumable	Nothing packs a punch like Tysonberry punch! Made from only the freshest Tysonberries, because everybody knows, the older those Tysonberries get, the more bloated and bitter they become.	Recover 20-32 power & heal 78-126 health.	Bean Field (Chicken a la Lich); Hallways (Dodgebowler)		130
	Unlucky Rabbit's Foot		Oh sure, it might be lucky to you, but not the rabbit, I assure you.	Can be used to statically charge	Boiler pit: Just right (Violently dust off Dusty Dust Bunny)		8
	Useless Application	Miscellaneous	Ever wanted to display your favorite songs based on the barometric pressure on the day they were recorded? If this application did anything at all, it would probably be at least that useless.		Pleasanton (Zombie Hunters)		12
	Untidy whities	Miscellaneous	These whities have seen better days. And better owners. And better everything, pretty much.		Fore Deck (Jockey Krab)		2
	Untied Lawlerskate	Miscellaneous	True lawls can only be achieved in pairs.		Lol Catacombs (Sewer Walrus)		7
	Vampine Fang	Miscellaneous	The tool of that insatiable hunger, the juicelust.		Vehicular Mobility Generators (Vampineapple)
	Vendor Trash	Miscellaneous	This would be a lot funnier if we didn't it too.		Sar Chasm		17
	Vial of Unicorn Tears	Uncommon Crafting Resource	Someone ought to be ashamed of themselves: though, to be fair, unicorns cry over just about everything.		Kitchen of Foul Repute (Milkshake of Indeterminate Flavor); Bookshelves (D-mon)		103
	Vile Vial of Bile	Miscellaneous	A vial filled to the brim with Ctchewlu's drippings. You have a sneaking suspicion that this could eat through some stout obstacles.		Culinary Cauldron (Ctchewlu)		10
	Vorpal Tooth	Miscellaneous	Great for munching on snicker-snacks!				8
	Wall Post	Miscellaneous	All in all it's just another post on the wall.		Full Service Gas Station (Slackninja)		6
	Walrus Bucket	Upgrade	Now YOU has a bucket!	Use in your dorm room to change your Vault. (+10 more item space in Vault)	Lol Catacombs (Sewer Walrus)		1
	WD-39	Uncommon Crafting Resource	They're still working on it.				103
	Wee Pegleg	Quest Item	It's a wee pegleg. Made for wee little people. It's not frickin' huge, or even not so wee. It's definitely...just wee.	Used in Handsy's quest	Hollow Deck (Pierats)		1
	Well-Oiled Spring	Miscellaneous	A couple dozen of these, some feathers, a blanket—you could make yourself something almost tolerable for your dorm room!		townshire Junkyard (Abstract Sculpture)		8
	Wet Noodle		This noodle was retrieved from the Frozen Bowl, home to the world's coldest chicken noodle soup.				8
	Whipped Cream	Crafting Resource	This is what happens when cream doesn't know its place. In addition to being very obedient, it looks delicious and soothing.	Mitigate the effects of acid; Quest item for Mathemagician	Kitchen of Foul Repute (Marshmallow Creeps); Hollow Deck (Pierats)		40
	White Paint Drippings	Miscellaneous	Messy, yes. Morally messy, perhaps.		Graffiti Wall		21
	Winged Nut	Miscellaneous	Not to be confused with a wingnut, which would actually be useful, as opposed to just flying away all the time.		The Mangles		19
	Wolf Digit	Miscellaneous	One! One wolf digit! Ah, ah, ah!				8
	Wriggly Tentacle	Uncommon Crafting Resource	Considering its presumed distance from whatever owned it, its wriggling is quite persistent.		Bookshelves (Y-vern) Porkin Patch The Bump 'N Grinder (5 fubar footlong)		103
	Y	Miscellaneous	It's the letter Y, dropped by the Y-vern. There's a socket on the back, as though it can be placed somewhere...		Learning Center (Y-vern)		22
	Zippity Doodad	Rare Crafting Resource for Enchantments	My oh my what a wonderful...doodad.		Porkin Patch		306
	Zombean		These beans are one of the main ingredients in Zello.	items for zombie-fication	Bean Field
	Zombie Fossil Fuel		Refined from the finest zombie stegosauruses Elanthia had to offer.		Gas Pump Station
	Zombie Hunter Seal	Quest item	Either they're all the victim of a staggering fashion coincidence or all of the Zombie Hunters intentionally carry this small pin with them. Only time will tell.	Quest Item	Pleasanton (Zombie Hunters)		8
	Zombie Teeth		Hopefully you found these on the ground and not lodged in your own skull.				15
	Zombie Wallet	Miscellaneous	Not much going on here except for the FBI badge. Federal Brain Inspector.		Pleasanton HS (Lunch Lady)		15
	Zomelette	Miscellaneous	When life hands you zombie eggs...		Bean Fields (Zombovine)		1

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