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Warning: This article may contain quest spoiling information about Lend a Helping Head.
If you don't want to take all the fun out of F.U., we suggest you turn back.
However, if you're ready to rip your hair out, you should probably read on.
As you stroll the F.U. campus, you think you hear someone shouting your name, which is totally weird because you're pretty sure no one here knows your name. You turn to find a fellow student jogging up to you, out of breath.
"Hey, you're <name>, right? The Headmaster asked me to find you. He really wants to talk to you- seemed like something pretty serious.
"You'd better head over there right away! In case you forgot, the Headmaster's in the Office, right next to Amma's desk. Good luck!"
>Thanks for the 'head's up', I'll drop by his office later.
The Headmaster[]
The Headmaster The big cheese. The head of the college. Founder of Fantasy University and the whole reason you're here. Be nice.
The door opens and the Headmaster greets you, or rather, his puppets do. "Ah, <name>, isn't it? Welcome. I am The Headmaster," the right-hand puppet says in a charming alto.
"I'll get right to the point, <name>," the left puppet chimes in, taking over. "I've been keeping tabs on you since you first arrived at Fantasy University. You're a very gifted student; a true hero in training...but it's time for a true test!"
The Headmaster, along with his puppets, look dramatically out his office window. "To the east lies the Bread Basket, the agricultural heart of Elanthia. Normally tranquil, it has recently been beset with hardships. The Porkin farmers have asked for my aid and there's an all-out war brewing in the Pasta Orchards. I'm sending you as my representative. Do me, and your alma mater, proud!"
>The Headmaster wants you to talk to Farmer in the Dell and visit the Pasta Orchards.
Farmer In the Dell[]
The Farmer in the Dell, the Farmer in the Dell, Hi-ho, the derry-o, did we mention he's the Farmer in the Dell?
Does Not Compute
You approach the Farmer...thing ... sitting in the fields near the Porkin Patches. Before you can say "I'm a PC," the thing starts to talk.
"What're you doing on my farm?! I've got real problems here, I don't need lousy students snooping around, unless...
The lights start blinking in what you assume is an excited fashion.
"The Headmaster! The Headmaster sent you! Circuits be praised! Things are tough out here, real tough, and I could really use your help!"
