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See Enemies (Part 2) for next page.

Note: HP's of most enemies vary every battle.

Editor's Note: When gathering HP data, please fight more that one monster so we can see the variations in the HP's thanks RavenSong 17:21, March 11, 2011 (UTC)

Fantasy UniversityEdit

The SS DeckjokeEdit

Fore DeckEdit

Image | ↓↓ | ↑↑ Name Level HP (min-max) Special/Notes Drops Edit
Blues crab Blues Krab 3 57-83 Susceptible to CUDDLE damage.
Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

  • Gleeshroom
  • Krooked Krab Leg
  • Krusty Karapace
  • Meaty Krab Klaw
  • Parsnip
Hermit crab Hermit Krab 3 56-82 Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

  • Cracked Krab Klaw
  • Gleeshroom
  • Krooked Krab Leg
  • Krossed Krab Eyestalks
  • Krusty Karapace
  • Loose Leaf Paper
  • Meaty Krab Klaw
  • Mini-Grabber
  • Parsnip
  • Rope
Briefs full of crab Jockey Krab 4 103-147 Resistant to TAINT damage.
Deals TAINT damage with basic attacks.

  • Gleeshroom
  • Krooked Krab Leg
  • Krossed Krab Eyestalks
  • Parsnip
  • Seaweed-Covered Anchor
  • Untidy Whities
King crab Krab King 4 104-154 Susceptible to HOT HOT HEAT damage.
Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

Summon The Seven Crustacean Army
  • Cracked Krab Klaw
  • Diminutive Eyepatch
  • Gleeshroom
  • King Krab Crown
  • Krooked Krab Leg
  • Krusty Karapace
  • Meaty Krab Klaw
  • Seaweed-Covered Anchor
  • Parsnip
  • Recipe: Triple Crown
Crab rangoon Krab Rangoon 3 59-83 Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

  • Gleeshroom
  • Krossed Krab Eyestalks
  • Krusty Karapace
  • Peach Pierat Spice Tea
  • Parsnip
  • Seaweed-Covered Anchor


Hollow DeckEdit

Image | | ↑↑ Name Level HP (min-max) Special/Notes Drops Edit
Whole piece of pierat Boston Cream Pierat 3 56-83 Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

  • Cheese Wedge
  • Fizzy Soda
  • Fur-Covered Pastry
  • Carnivorous Pear
  • Piece O' Cap'n Cake
  • Pierat Cream
  • Pierat Peaches
  • Pierat Stomach (Only during Parts for the M.O.B.)
  • Poisonberry
  • Sea Pineapple
Dark chocolate pie rat Dark Chocolate Pierat 4 102-153 Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

  • Fur-Covered Pastry
  • Ordinary Chocolate Bar
  • Piece o' Cap'n Cake
  • Pierat Peaches
  • Poisonberry
Pi-rat Pi-Rat 3 57-83 Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

  • Cheese Wedge
  • Fizzy Soda
  • Funky Cheese
  • Fur-Covered Pastry
  • Pierat Stomach (Only during Parts for the M.O.B.)
  • Glass of Milk
  • Poisonberry
Piece of pierat Piece of Pierat 3 56-83 Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

  • Bundle of Bacta Bars (Only during He Won't Last Long!)
  • Fizzy Bits Candy
  • Funky Cheese
  • Fur-Covered Pastry
  • Glass of Milk
  • Gundark Ears (Only during He Won't Last Long!)
  • Piece O' Cap'n Cake
  • Pierat Cream
  • Pierat Peaches
  • Pierat Stomach (Only during Parts for the M.O.B.)
  • Poisonberry
  • Sea Pineapple
  • Wee Pegleg
  • Whipped Cream
Scurvy piece of pierat Scurvy Piece of Pierat 4 107-154 Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

  • 'S' Foils (Only during He Won't Last Long!)
  • Carnivorous Pear
  • Cheese Wedge
  • Diminutive Eyepatch
  • Firepower Repellent (Only during He Won't Last Long!)
  • Fizzy Bits Candy
  • Funky Cheese
  • Fur-covered Pastry
  • Gundark Ears (Only during He Won't Last Long!)
  • Piece o' Cap'n Cake
  • Wee Pegleg
  • Whipped Cream


No. 2 DeckEdit

Image | | ↑↑ Name Level HP (min-max) Special/Notes Drops Edit
Damp spongeblob Damp Spongeblob 4 103-149 Resistant to HOT HOT HEAT damage.
Susceptible to ALLERGY damage.
Deals CUDDLE damage with basic attacks.

  • Boxy Shorts
  • Googly Eyes
  • Loose Leaf Paper
  • Parsnip
  • Rope
Dried spongeblob Dried Spongeblob 5 172-256 Resistant to HOT HOT HEAT damage.
Susceptible to ALLERGY damage.
Deals CUDDLE damage with basic attacks.

  • Bikini Bottoms
  • Dish Sponge
  • Gleeshroom
  • Rope
  • Sea Pineapple
Loofah spongeblob Loofah Spongeblob 4 102-151 Resistant to HOT HOT HEAT damage.
Susceptible to ALLERGY damage.
Deals CUDDLE damage with basic attacks.

  • Bikini Bottoms
  • Dish Sponge
  • Gleeshroom
  • Googly Eyes
  • Parsnip
  • Rope
Sea spongeblob Sea Spongeblob 4 102-154 Resistant to HOT HOT HEAT damage.
Susceptible to ALLERGY damage.
Deals CUDDLE damage with basic attacks.

  • Dish Sponge
  • Googly Eyes
  • Parsnip
  • Rope
  • Sea Pineapple
Spongeblob Spongeblob 4 108-153 Resistant to HOT HOT HEAT damage.
Susceptible to ALLERGY damage.
Deals CUDDLE damage with basic attacks.

  • Boxy Shorts
  • Googly Eyes
  • Loose Leaf Paper
Spengblab svenblecht Spengblab Svenblecht 5

11 (CtIW)
173-253

2424 (CtIW)
Resistant to HOT HOT HEAT damage.
Susceptible to ALLERGY damage.
Deals TAINT damage with basic attacks.

  • Piece of the Elanthian Prop Check (Only during CtIW)


Quest Related Boss FightsEdit

Image Name Level HP (min-max) Special/Notes


Edit
Captain willy-jack savvy shield Mad Willy Jack (with savvy shield) 6 550 Boss Fight of Mutiny on the DeckjokeResistant to all damage except UNTYPED damage.
Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.


Stone GiantEdit

  • You can use slackpocket to steal: Cheap Energy Candy, Parsnip Juice, Uncommon Crafting Resources.
Image | | ↑↑ Name Level HP (min-max) Special/Notes Edit
Maddening goat 1 Maddening Goat 4

5
103-140

243
Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

Maddening goat 2 Maddening Goat 4

5
116-151

182
Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

Maddening goat 3 Maddening Goat 4 103-146 Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

Forbidden LarderEdit

The Pantry of Ill OmenEdit

Image | | ↑↑ Name Level HP (min-max) Special/Notes Drops Edit
Bread basketcase Bread Basketcase 3 59-83 Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

Special: Basketcase Rage
Effect: Damage Output Increased 25.0%
Duration: This Adventure Only
Country loaf Country Loaf 3 56-83 Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

Special: Disarmed by Pitchfork
Effect: No Weapon Bonus for Damage Dealt
Duration: Zip saves
Devil eggs Devil Eggs 4 106-154 Resistant to GLOOMY DOOM damage.
Susceptible to SPARKLE damage.
Deals TAINT damage with basic attacks.

Special: Rotten Eggs
Effect: Damage Output Decreased 50.0%
Duration: Durability saves
  • Chester's Super-Hot Hot Sauce
  • Extra Fried Pork-Rinds
  • Fiendish Smoked Paprika
  • Spoiled Mayo
Sour dough Soured Dough 3 56-80 Susceptible to SPARKLE damage.
Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

Special: Sour Eye
Effect: Damage Output Decreased 50.0%
Duration: Loathing saves
  • Bread bowl
  • Cultured Yeast
  • Teriyucky Sauce
  • Tin Gel
Peta bread Peta Bread 3 57-81 Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

Special: Fake Yeast Infection
Effect: Damage Output Decreased 50.0%
Duration: Loathing saves
  • Bread bowl
  • Cultured Yeast
  • Fat Wad O' Dough
  • Marshmallow Cheep
  • Spoiled Mayo
  • Tin Gel


Kitchen of Foul ReputeEdit

Time to take out the trashEdit
Image | | ↑↑ Name With Mr. Sheen? Level HP (min-max) Special/Notes Drops
Blattarian misfits Blatarian Misfits Yes

No
4

6
142

389
Resistant to TAINT damage.
Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.
  • Funky Cheese
Shambling mold Shambling Mold Yes 4 129 Resistant to TAINT damage.
Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.
Fallen souffle Fallen Souffle Yes 4 102 Resistant to GLOOMY DOOM damage.
Susceptible to SPARKLE damage.
Deals TAINT damage with basic attacks.
  • Funky Cheese
Lemonlime slime Lemon-Lime Slime Yes 4 102 Resistant to TAINT damage.
Deals TAINT damage with basic attacks.
  • Lemon
Grimy pot golem Grimy Pot Golem Yes 5 509

Boss Fight of Defense Against the Culinary Arts

Resistant to GLOOMY DOOM damage.
Susceptible to HOT HOT HEAT damage.
Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

Special:Cast Iron Barrage!
Effect: 50% Chance to Lose Action
Duration: Zip saves

  • a Vial of Unicorn Tears


After finishing Defense Against the Culinary ArtsEdit
Image | | ↑↑ Name Level HP (min-max) Special/Notes Drops
Ancient grease Ancient Grease 6 274-389

Resistant to TAINT damage.
Deals TAINT damage with basic attacks.

Basic: The Ancient Grease opens a Pandora's Box of pain

  • Greasy Pomade
  • Half-Eaten Cheezburger
  • Lemon
  • Tysonberry Punch
Wad of meatcake Fiendish Wad of Meatcake 6 288-396

Resistant to TAINT damage.
Susceptible to HOT HOT HEAT damage.
Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

Special: The Wad of Meatcake may be out of its can, but it kept the jagged lid on which it performed an evil ritual and is now throwing at you!
Effect: Deals Untyped damage.

  • Convicted Wifebeater
Mallow monger Marshmallow Creep 6 266-384

Susceptible to HOT HOT HEAT damage.
Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

  • Marshmallow Cheep
  • Whipped Cream
Milkshake of indeterminate flavor Milkshake of Indeterminate Flavor 6 271-394

Resistant to ICE-ICE damage.
Susceptible to SPARKLE damage.
Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

Special: Acidic Milkshake
Effect: ACID Damage per Round
Duration: Beefosity saves

  • Funky Cheese
  • Glass of Milk
  • Wad of Brown Pulp
Sentient laser fries Sentinent Laserfries 6 268-389

Resistant to HOT HOT HEAT damage.
Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

  • Convicted Wifebeater
  • Lemon
  • Crusty Frylets
  • Adulterated Magazines

The Culinary CauldronEdit

Image | | ↑↑ Name Level HP (min-max) Special/Notes Drops
Food monster Ctchewlu, the Gross Old One 7 888

Boss Fight of Nutrition Suspicion

Resistant to GLOOMY DOOM damage.
Susceptible to SPARKLE damage.
Deals TAINT damage with basic attacks.


Special EventEdit

Image | | ↑↑ Name Level HP (min-max) Special/Notes Drops
Dire pudding 16 Plethora of Puddings 7 482-538 Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks. N/A
Dire pudding 8 Dire Octet of Puddings 7 405-494 Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks. N/A
Dire pudding 4 Pudding Quartet 7 424-448 Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks. N/A
Dire pudding 2 Dynamic Pudding Duo 7 405-485 Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks. N/A
Dire pudding Dire Pudding 7 443-534 Resistant to ACID damage.
Susceptible to HOT HOT HEAT damage.
Deals ACID damage with basic attacks.
  • Savory Meat Brick (x2)

Diabolic DungeonsEdit

Image | | ↑↑ Name Level HP (min-max) Special/Notes Drops
Large black mushroom Big Black Mushroom 3 57-78

Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

Special: Spore Infestation
Effect: Spore Damage per Round
Duration: Durability saves

  • Fungills
  • Moreless
Endless zombie horde Endless Zombie Horde 3 56-82

Resistant to TAINT damage.
Susceptible to SPARKLE damage.
Deals TAINT damage with basic attacks.

Special: Rotting Stench
Effect: Damage Output Decreased 50.0%
Duration: Durability saves

  • Heap O' Femurs
  • Mound o' Dirt
  • One Sock
  • Peach Pierat Spice Tea
  • Pile o' Pelvises
  • Stack o' Skulls
Gelatinous harubiks cube Gelatinous Harubrik's Cube 3 59-83

Resistant to PHYSICAL damage.
Susceptible to ICE-ICE damage.
Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

Special: Ingurgitated
Effect: Paralyzed! (Can't Attack or Flee)
Duration: Beefosity saves

  • Bottle of Glue
  • Bowling Shoes
  • Goopy Teddy Bear
  • Half-Digested Foot
  • Slimy Ruler
  • Tin Gel
Gelatinous harubiks cube Greater Gelatinous Harubrik's Cube 3 58-72

Resistant to PHYSICAL damage.
Susceptible to ICE-ICE damage.
Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

Special Attack option: Dive In! *Note ACID damage per turn.

Things Obtained Through Dive In!

  • Bulwark of the Dungeoner
  • Chain Mail
  • Clustered Fragments of the Harubrik's Staff
  • Dog-Less Dog Collar
  • Disconcerting Magic 8 Ball
  • Doused Torch Light
  • Fragment of Harubrik's Staff
  • Gelatin Key
  • Gelatin-flavored Cheese
  • Gem-Encrusted Spoon
  • Goopy Short Sword
  • Half-Eaten Carrot
  • Half-Eaten Cheezburger
  • Headpiece of the Harubrik's Staff
  • Instant Gelatin Powder
  • Once-Magical Etchings
  • One Sock
  • Rune Stone of the Dungeoner
  • Spoiled Lime Helmet
  • Skeletal Remains
  • The Dungeoner's Blade
  • Whipped Cream
Infinite skeleton horde 1 Infinite Skeleton Legion 3 67-79

Resistant to TAINT damage.
Susceptible to SPARKLE damage.
Deals TAINT damage with basic attacks.

Special: Cackle Madness
Effect: Damage Output Increased by 25.0%
Duration: Loathing Saves

  • Loose Leaf Paper
  • Mound o' Dirt
  • Mound o' Mandibles
  • One Sock
  • Pile o' Pelvises
  • Stack o' Skulls
Surprisingly few goat headed freaks Surprisingly Few Goat-Headed Freaks 3 63-81

Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

Special: Head Butted
Effect: 50% Chance to Lose Action
Duration: Zip saves

  • Gym Sock
  • Mound of Dirt
  • Peach Pierat Spice Tea
  • Pile o' Pelvises

Boiler PitEdit

Just RightEdit

Image | | ↑↑ Name Level HP (min-max) Special/Notes Drops
Angel dustbunny Angel Dust Bunny 4 103-154

Resistant to CUDDLE damage.
Susceptible to TAINT damage.
Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

Special: Dust Bunny Daze
Effect: Paralyzed! (Can't Attack or Flee)
Duration: Zip saves

  • Hare Brain
  • Rabbit Ears
  • Unlucky Rabbit's Foot
  • Vorpal Tooth
Killer dustrabbit Killer Dust Rabbit 4 111-155

Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

Special: Bleeding Jugular
Effect: Physical Damage Per Turn
Duration: Durability saves

  • Half-Eaten Carrot
  • Rabbit Rib
Kruddy frueger Kruddy Frueger 5 174-248

Resistant to GLOOMY DOOM damage.
Susceptible to CUDDLE damage.
Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

Special: Dreammare
Effect: Paralyzed! (Can't Attack or Flee)
Duration: Smarts saves

  • Cheap Machete
  • Diabolical Beanie
  • Fancy Striped Sweater
Pixie dustbunny Pixie Dust Bunny 4 102-154

Resistant to CUDDLE damage.
Susceptible to GLOOMY DOOM damage.
Deals SPARKLE damage with basic attacks.

Special: You Can ... Hover!
Effect: Damage Output Decreased 50.0%
Duration: Smarts saves

  • Bunny Dust
  • Half-Eaten Carrot
  • Hare Brain
  • Unlucky Rabbit's Foot
Wolfman alpha The Wolfman Alpha 4 115-150

Resistant to GLOOMY DOOM damage.
Susceptible to CUDDLE damage.
Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

Special: Math Howl
Effect: -30% Damage Taken
Duration: This Adventure Only

  • Refactored Protractor
  • Tangenterine
  • Wolf Digit


Special EventEdit

To Dust or Not to Dust

Image Name Level HP (min-max) Special/Notes Drops
Voracious dustbunny combat Voracious Dust Bunny 5 174-254

Resistant to CUDDLE damage.
Susceptible to GLOOMY DOOM damage.
Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

Special: Dust Bunny Gullet
Effect: Paralyzed! (Can't Attack or Flee)
Duration: Beefosity Saves

  • Unlucky Rabbit's Foot
  • Vorpal Tooth

HotEdit

Image | | ↑↑ Name Level HP (min-max) Special/Notes Drops
Angel dustbunny flaming Fiery Angel Dustbunny 6 268—400

Resistant to HOT HOT HEAT damage.
Susceptible to ICE-ICE damage.
Deals HOT HOT HEAT damage.

  • Bottle of Liquid Fire
  • Half-Eaten Carrot
  • Rabbit Ears
Killer dustrabbit flaming Fiery Killer Dust Rabbit 6 268-386

Resistant to HOT HOT HEAT damage.
Susceptible to ICE-ICE damage.
Deals HOT HOT HEAT damage.

  • Bottle of Liquid Fire
Kruddy frueger flaming Fiery Kruddy Frueger 6 346-384

Resistant to HOT HOT HEAT damage.
Susceptible to ICE-ICE damage.
Deals HOT HOT HEAT damage.

  • Diabolical Beanie
  • Bottle of Liquid Fire
Pixie dustbunny flaming Fiery Pixie Dust Bunny 6 357-380

Resistant to HOT HOT HEAT damage.
Susceptible to ICE-ICE damage.
Deals SPARKLE damage with basic attacks.

  • Bunny Dust
  • Hare Brain
  • Unlucky Rabbit's Foot
Wolfman alpha flaming The Fiery Wolfman Alpha 6 295-333

Resistant to HOT HOT HEAT damage.
Susceptible to ICE-ICE damage.
Deals HOT HOT HEAT damage.

  • Broken Calculator
  • Oodle of Noodles
  • Tangentarine
  • Refactored Protractor



Special EventEdit

The Sweat-Drenched Wanderer

Image Name Level HP (min-max) Special/Notes Drops
Sweat drenched wanderer armless The Sweat-Drenched Wanderer 7 396
  • SPF 666

ColdEdit

Image | | ↑↑ Name Level HP (min-max) Special/Notes Drops
Angel dustbunny frigid Frigid Angel Dust Bunny 6 356

Resistant to ICE-ICE damage.
Susceptible to TAINT damage.
Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

Killer dustrabbit frigid Frigid Killer Dust Rabbit 6 344-388

Resistant to ICE-ICE damage.
Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

  • Ice Tray Full O' Ice
  • Superlative Daisy
  • Unlucky Rabbits Foot
Kruddy frueger frigid Frigid Kruddy Frueger 6 274
  • Ice Tray Full O' Ice
Pixie dustbunny frigid Frigid Pixie Dust Bunny 6 295

Resistant toICE-ICE damage.
Susceptible to SPARKLE damage.
Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

  • Sun-Dried Pixie Wing
Wolfman alpha frigid The Frigid Wolfman Alpha 6 314

Resistant to ICE-ICE damage.
Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

  • Creepy Dust
  • Oodle of Noodles
  • Refractored Protactor



Special EventEdit

The Warmly Bundled Wanderer

Image Name Level HP (min-max) Special/Notes Drops
Warmly bundled wanderer The Warmly Bundled Wanderer
7 455
  • Poorly Sewn Scarf

Brawler's FieldEdit

Image | | ↑↑ Name Level HP (min-max) Special/Notes Drops
Gaggle of ghosts 1 A Gaggle of Ghosts 8 650 Appears for the Spiritconfusion! quest
The Very Same Gaggle of Ghosts

The Very Same Gaggle of Ghosts

8 655 Appears for the Spiritconfusion! quest
Gaggle of ghosts 3 That Gaggle of Ghsots...Yet Again 8 565-656 Appears for the Spiritconfusion! quest

The BoomlabEdit

Image | | ↑↑ Name Level HP (min-max) Special/Notes Drops
Explosion elemental 3 Escaped BOOM 10 1023-1468

Susceptible to STEELY damage.
Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

  • Essence of BOOM
Explosion elemental 2 Free-range BOOM 10 993 - 1479

Susceptible to STEELY damage.
Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

  • Essence of BOOM
Explosion elemental 1 Wild BOOM 10 1041-1457

Susceptible to STEELY damage.
Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

  • Essence of BOOM

Bed Bugs (Ron Wheeezy's Room)Edit

Image | | ↑↑ Name Level HP (min-max) Special/Notes Drops
Water bedbug Water Bedbug 2 25-39

Resistant to TAINT damage.
Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks. Special: Forced Floaties
Effect: Paralyzed! (Can't Attack or Flee)
Duration: Smarts saves

  • Bedbug Lint
  • Quilted Carapace
  • Ratty Sheets
Swedish twin bedbugs Swedish Twin Bedbugs 2 27-39

Resistant to TAINT damage.
Susceptible to GLOOMY DOOM damage.
Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

Defeat when Bed Bug Love Note is used

Special: Swedish Sirens
Effect: Paralyzed! (Can't Attack or Flee)
Duration: Charm saves

  • Love Potion (Only when defeated with Bed Bug Love Note)
  • Quilted Carapace
  • Ratty Sheets
Fraternal twin bedbugs Fraternal Twin Bedbugs 2 28-39

Resistant to TAINT damage.
Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

Special: Twin Headache
Effect: 50% Chance to Lose Action
Duration: Loathing saves

  • Bedbug Lint
  • Bedbug Love Note (always)
  • Quilted Carapace
  • Ratty Sheets

California king bedbug

California King Bedbug 3 57-82

Resistant to TAINT damage.
Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

Special: Pain Bite
Effect: Physical Damage per Round
Duration: Durability saves

Futonbug

Futonbug 2 29-36

Resistant to TAINT damage.
Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

  • Bowling Shoes
  • Rope

Student Art GalleryEdit

ENEMYSTUDENTARTGALLERY

Image | | ↑↑ Name Level HP (min-max) Special/Notes Drops
Happy camper Happy Camper 10 1539-1845

Susceptible to IMAGINARY damage.
Deals IMAGINARY damage with basic attacks.

Special: Campy!
Effect: -50% decrease to Loathing
Duration: Loathing saves

  • Chocolate-Flavored Glue
  • College-Grade Construction Paper
AntleredBee-Bat Antlered Bee-Bat 10 1539-1662 Susceptible to IMAGINARY damage.
Deals IMAGINARY damage with basic attacks.Special: ?
  • Chocolate-Flavored Glue
Badgar the stabosaurus Badgar the Stabosaurus 10 1818

Susceptible to IMAGINARY damage.
Deals IMAGINARY damage with basic attacks.

Special: Bleeding Jugular
Effect: Physical Damage per Round
Duration: Durability saves

  • Play D'oh
Bloodbill toothypus Bloodbill Toothypus 10 1486

Susceptible to IMAGINARY damage.
Deals IMAGINARY damage with basic attacks.

Special: ?

Ghostly paramours Ghostly Paramours 10 1548-1856

Susceptible to IMAGINARY damage.
Deals IMAGINARY damage with basic attacks.

Special: Danse Macabre
Effect: 50.0% chance to lose action
Duration: Charm saves

  • Childproof Scissors
HappyShrubDeliveryPenguin Happy-Shrub Delivery Penguin 10 1653

Susceptible to IMAGINARY damage.
Deals IMAGINARY damage with basic attacks.

Special: The Scratching
Effect: Untyped Damage per round
Duration: Smarts saves

SundaeSundaeSundae
Sundae Sundae Sundae

Susceptible to IMAGINARY damage.
Deals IMAGINARY damage with basic attacks.

Special: Frost-Tea
Effect: Ice-Ice Damage per round
Duration: Durability saves

ZombieMasterpiece Zombie Masterpiece

11

2909

Boss Fight of The Student Art Gallery

Deals TAINT damage with basic attacks.

ZombieMasterpiece Zombie Masterpiece 12

3158-3908

Boss Fight of Turn Him Into Zombie Masterpieces

Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

Susceptible to IMAGINARY damage.
Resistant to all damage except IMAGINARY damage.

TownshireEdit

Trailer ParkEdit

Image | | ↑↑ Name Level HP (min-max) Special/Notes Drops
Adorable garden gnome Adorable Garden Gnome 1 11-17

Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

  • Glass of Denture Cleaner
Cheeky fountain cherub Cheeky Cherub 1 11-17

Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

  • Contemporary Pop
  • Glass of Denture Cleaner
Pink nightmare Pink Nightmare 1 12-17

Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

  • Box of Toothpicks
Majestic north elanthian redneck deer Rambi 1 11-17

Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

  • Glass of Milk
  • Box of Toothpicks
The buttses The Buttses

(normal)

(Imagineering a Weapon)

1

11

15

1357-1904

Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

The Bump 'N GrinderEdit

Image | | ↑↑ Name Level HP (min-max) Special/Notes Drops
5 Fubar Footlong 5 Fubar Footlong

4

8

12

?

671–722

1775–1955

Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

Special: Toasted or Untoasted?
Effect: HOT HOT HEAT Damage Overtime
Duration: Durability saves

  • Angle Grinder
  • Ground Coffee
  • Rep Grinds
5 6 bearclaw collector 5/6 Bear Claw Collector

4

8

12

?

721–778

2208

Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

Special: Pop Pots
Effect: Damage Output Increased 25.0%
Duration: This Adventure Only

  • Angle Grinder
  • Ground Coffee
  • Rep Grinds
Conspicuous Street Performer Conspicuous Street Performer

4

8

12

?

618–743

1965–2355

Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

Special: Thanks For The Tip
Effect: No Weapon Bonus for Damage Dealt
Duration: Zip saves.

  • Ground Coffee
Das Mahlwerk Das Mahlwerk

4

8

12

?

616–797

2275–2350

Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

Special: Dawn For The Grinding
Effect: Damage Output Decreased 50.0%
Duration: Loathing saves

  • Angle Grinder
  • Ground Coffee
  • Rep Grinds
Hip Gyration Enthusiasts Hip Gyration Enthusiasts

4

8

12

?

569

1718–1903

Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

Special: Hip Love attack does CUDDLE Damage

  • Angle Grinder
  • Ground Coffee
Tony Faux Hawk Tony Faux Hawk

4

8

12

?

?

1658–2285

Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

Special:50/50 Nose Grind
Effect: Paralyzed! (Can't Attack or Flee)
Duration: Durability saves

  • Angle Grinder
  • Ground Coffee
  • Rep Grinds
Wrestler On Skates Wrestler On Skates

4

8

12

?

532-627

1648–2028

Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

Special: 2 Minutes In The Box
Effect: 50% Chance to Lose Action
Duration: Beefosity saves

  • Ground Coffee

Townshire JunkyardEdit

Image | | ↑↑ Name Level HP (min-max) Special/Notes Drops
Abstract metal sculpture Abstract Metal Sculpture 5 183-257

Resistant to STEELY damage.
Susceptible to ABRACADAMAGE damage.
Deals STEELY damage with basic attacks.

  • Ancient Video Game Cartridge
  • Contemporary Pop
  • Creepy Doll Head
  • Large Empty Bag
  • Metallic Casing
  • Ol' Iron Eyes
  • Spare Tire (Only during Speedy Delivery)
Lost dancing troupe of cat-costumed fruitloops Cat-Costumed Fruitloops 5 182-246

Deals SPARKLE damage with basic attacks.

  • Hairball Legwarmers
  • Metallic Casing
  • Spare Tire (Only during Speedy Delivery)
Flat albert Flat Albert 5 172-250

Wanted

Resistant to STEELY damage.
Susceptible to ABRACADAMAGE damage.
Deals STEELY damage with basic attacks.

  • Albert's Massively Flat Shirt (Bounty Hunt only)
  • Ol' Iron Eyes
  • Suspicious Rug
  • Well-Oiled Spring
  • Condensed Microphone (Only if you have Totally Ordinary Microphone and on Cool Story, Pro Quest)
Iron munchkin Iron Munchkin 5 172-257

Resistant to STEELY damage.
Susceptible to ABRACADAMAGE damage.
Deals STEELY damage with basic attacks.

  • Creepy Doll Head
  • Metallic Casing
  • Suspicious Rug
  • Well-Oiled Spring
Mad mad leroy brown Mad, Mad Leroy Brown 5 174-256

Susceptible to CUDDLE damage.
Deals STEELY damage with basic attacks.

  • Flea Collar
  • Metallic Casing
  • Ol' Iron Eyes
  • Spare Tire (Only during Speedy Delivery)
Trash golem Trash Golem 7 588
  • Brass Ball Bearings
  • Industrial Tether
Bytez the matress giant Bytez The Mattress Giant 4 254

Boss Fight of OMG SLUMBER PARTY!

Resistant to TAINT damage.
Susceptible to SPARKLE damage.
Deals TAINT damage with basic attacks.

Cookie Gang MembersEdit

After completing the rocket-bed, you can race (and battle) the cookie gang.
Image | | ↑↑ Name Level HP (min-max) Special/Notes
Cookie gang guy4 Chunky 8 900

Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

Cookie gang guy3 Chip 8 709

Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

Special: Chain for Fools
Effect: 50% Chance to Lose Action
Duration: Zip saves

Cookie gang guy2 Snickerdoodle 8 653

Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

In the GuttersEdit

Image | | ↑↑ Name Level HP (min-max) Special/Notes Drops
Bloated albino alligutter Bloated Albino Alligutter

4

11

103-124

2210(CtIW)

Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks

Special: Gutter Gash
Effect: PHYSICAL Damage per round
Duration: Durability saves

Avant garde turtle

Avant Garde Turtle 4 108-153

Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

Cubist turtle Cubist Turtle 4 108-153

Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

  • Paintbrush
Impressionable turtle Impressionist Turtle 4 107-151

Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

  • Paintbrush
Postmodern turtle Postmodern Turtle 5 176-235 Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.
  • Empty Picture Frame
  • Paintbrush
  • a Bottle of Glue
Guttersnipe Guttersnape 4 112-145

Susceptible to CUDDLE damage.
Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

Special: Stunning News!
Effect: 50% to lose action
Duration: Smarts saves

  • Greasy Pomade
  • Snapecall Whistle
Severus guttersnape Severus Guttersnape 5 174-231 Susceptible to CUDDLE damage.
Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.Special: Curse of the Dark Arts
Effect: - Power per Round
Duration: Loathing saves
  • Greasy Pomade
Surreal turtle Surreal Turtle 5 190-259 Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.
  • Empty Picture Frame
  • Paintbrush
  • Slice of Pizza
Cookie gang guy Last Thug Standing 5 259

Boss Fight of "Milf and Cookies" quest.

Susceptible to CUDDLE damage.
Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

  • Spatulator

The LOL CatacombsEdit

Image | | ↑↑ Name Level HP (min-max) Special/Notes Drops
Carnivorous cake Carnivorous Cake 5 192-257

Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

Special: Freaky Frosting
Effect: -25% decrease to Durability
Duration: Durability saves

  • Blue Salamander Corpse
  • Sticky Lolzipop
  • Tarnished Calendar
Kittkat Kittkat 4 104-154

Resistant to STEELY damage.
Susceptible to ABRACADAMAGE damage.
Deals CUDDLE damage with basic attacks.

Special: Burninating!
Effect: HOT HOT HEAT Damage
Duration: Durability saves

  • Broken Visor
  • Intact Visor (Only during Mourning Wood)
  • Half Eaten Cheezburger
  • String of Yarn
Loooooooong cat Looooooooongcat 4 102-154

Deals CUDDLE damage with basic attacks.

Special: Catstricted
Effect: Paralyzed! (Can't Attack or Flee)
Duration: Beefosity saves

  • Looooooong Cat Hair Ball
  • Pieces of Meat
  • Tattered Office Poster
Manhole cat Manhole Cat 4 104-154

Resistant to TAINT damage.
Susceptible to GLOOMY DOOM damage.
Deals CUDDLE damage with basic attacks.

Special: Chocolate Stun
Effect: 50% Chance of losing action
Duration: Smarts saves

  • Shattered Ceiling Tile
  • String of Yarn
Sirius cat Sirius Cat 4 102-154

Susceptible to CUDDLE damage.
Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

Special: Bitten Hand
Effect: No Weapon Bonus for Damage Dealt
Duration: Loathing saves

  • Blue Salamander Corpse
  • String of Yarn
Sewer walrus Sewer Walrus 5 228-254

Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

Special: Sewer Stench
Effect: Damage Output Decreased 50.0%
Duration: Durability saves

  • Sticky Lolzipop
  • Walrus Bucket
  • Untied Lawlerskate
Sewer walrus sad Sewer Walrus
(after taking Bucket)
5 182-240

Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

  • Sticky Lolzipop
  • Untied Lawlerskate

Sar ChasmEdit

Image | | ↑↑ Name Level HP (min-max) Special/Notes DropsAll enemies here are 75% resistant to non-squirrel damage
Bark iron dwarf Bark Iron Dwarf 10-11 1006–1540
1629-1895
Resistant to all damage except SQUIRREL damage.
Susceptible to SQUIRREL damage.
Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.
  • Damage Meter
  • Dots (Only during Phase 2 of DL Guild Raid)
  • Raid Wipes
  • Vendor Trash
Furry warrior Furry Warrior 11 1408-1768 Resistant to all damage except SQUIRREL damage.
Susceptible to SQUIRREL damage.
Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.
  • Dots (Only during Phase 2 of DL Guild Raid)
  • Popped Pots
  • Raid Wipes

Twilight hound1

Twilight Hound 11 1307- 1857 Resistant to all damage except SQUIRREL damage.
Susceptible to SQUIRREL damage.
Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.
  • Damage Meter
  • Dots (Only during Phase 2 of DL Guild Raid)
  • Raid Wipes
  • Vendor Trash

Learning CenterEdit

BookshelvesEdit

Image | | ↑↑ Name Level HP (min-max) Special/Notes Drops Tameable?
D mon D-mon 13 2499-2881

Resistant to all damage except CALLIGRAPHY damage.
Susceptible to CALLIGRAPHY damage.
Deals CALLIGRAPHY damage with basic attacks.

  • D
  • Letter Scale
  • Loose Leaf Paper
  • Vorpal Tooth
Yes
C serpent C-Serpent 13 2346 Resistant to all damage except CALLIGRAPHY damage.
Susceptible to CALLIGRAPHY damage.
Deals CALLIGRAPHY damage with basic attacks.
  • C
  • Loose Leaf Paper
Yes
Dire e Dire-E 13 2067-2449 Resistant to all damage except CALLIGRAPHY damage.
Susceptible to CALLIGRAPHY damage.
Deals CALLIGRAPHY damage with basic attacks.
  • E
  • Loose Leaf Paper
  • Letter Scale
No
Y vern Y-vern 13 2802 Resistant to all except CALLIGRAPHY damage.
Susceptible to CALLIGRAPHY damage.
Deals CALLIGRAPHY damage with basic attacks.
  • Cheesy Blaster
  • Loose Leaf Paper
  • Dragon Dandruff
  • Y
Yes
L ph L-ph 13 2083-2799 Resistant to all damage except CALLIGRAPHY damage.
Susceptible to CALLIGRAPHY damage.
Deals CALLIGRAPHY damage with basic attacks.
No
B hemoth B-hemoth 13 2743 Resistant to all except CALLIGRAPHY damage.
Susceptible to CALLIGRAPHY damage.
Deals CALLIGRAPHY damage with basic attacks.
  • B
  • Loose Leaf Paper
  • Vorpal Tooth
Yes
O grr O-grr 13 2295-2979 Resistant to all damage except CALLIGRAPHY damage.
Susceptible to CALLIGRAPHY damage.
Deals CALLIGRAPHY damage with basic attacks.
  • O
  • Loose Leaf Paper
Yes
G nie G-nie 13 2621-2841 Resistant to all damage except CALLIGRAPHY damage.
Susceptible to CALLIGRAPHY damage.
Deals CALLIGRAPHY damage with basic attacks.
  • LL Kool Aid
  • Loose Leaf Paper
  • G
No

Dyslexia's Lair (Guild Raid)Edit

It appears the lvl of the enemies depend on player's Level (player's Level+2 ??)

  • at lvl 9 enemies were Level 11
  • at lvl 14 enemies were Level 14
Image | | ↑↑ Name Level HP (min-max) Special/Notes Drops Tameable?
B hemoth B-hemoth 14 3310-3556 Resistant to all except CALLIGRAPHY damage.
Susceptible to CALLIGRAPHY damage.
Deals CALLIGRAPHY damage with basic attacks.
  • B
C serpent C-Serpent Resistant to all except CALLIGRAPHY damage.
Susceptible to CALLIGRAPHY damage.
Deals CALLIGRAPHY damage with basic attacks.
  • C
D mon D-mon

11

14

1862-1866

2473-3134

Resistant to all except CALLIGRAPHY damage.
Susceptible to CALLIGRAPHY damage.
Deals CALLIGRAPHY damage with basic attacks.
  • D
Dire e Dire-E 14 2904-3512 Resistant to all except CALLIGRAPHY damage.
Susceptible to CALLIGRAPHY damage.
Deals CALLIGRAPHY damage with basic attacks.
  • E
G nie G-nie 14 2784 Resistant to all except CALLIGRAPHY damage.
Susceptible to CALLIGRAPHY damage.
Deals CALLIGRAPHY damage with basic attacks.
  • G
L ph L-ph 14 2820-2938 Resistant to all except CALLIGRAPHY damage.
Susceptible to CALLIGRAPHY damage.
Deals CALLIGRAPHY damage with basic attacks.
  • L
O grr
O-grr

11

14

1815 2504-3539

Resistant to all except CALLIGRAPHY damage.
Susceptible to CALLIGRAPHY damage.
Deals CALLIGRAPHY damage with basic attacks.
  • O
Y vern Y-vern 14 3262 Resistant to all except CALLIGRAPHY damage.
Susceptible to CALLIGRAPHY damage.
Deals CALLIGRAPHY damage with basic attacks.
  • Y
Hwelp Dyslexian Whelp 14 2557 - 3570 Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

Devilish Drive-ThruEdit

Loot notes:
  • Enemies may drop Uncommon Crafting Resources (103 fubar value).
  • Parsnip Juice can be stolen using slackpocket.
Image | | ↑↑ Name Level HP (min-max) Special/Notes
The freeze Supersized The Freeze 6 346-449 Resistant to ICE-ICE damage.
Susceptible to HOT HOT HEAT damage.
Deals ICE-ICE damage with basic attacks.
Jack in the face Supersized Jack in the Face 6 359-426 Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.
Wendy quinn Supersized Wendy Quinn 6 321-378 Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.
Big bane Supersized Big Bane 6 356-450 Resistant to CUDDLE damage.
Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.
Poison drivey Supersized Poison Drivey 6 316-422 Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.
Kentucky fried penguin Supersized Kentucky Fried Penguin 6 322-446 Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.
Ronald mcserious Supersized Ronald McSerious 7 638

Boss Fight of Gauntlet

Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

The Big TopEdit

Image | | ↑↑ Name Level HP (min-max) Special/Notes
Lobo the clown Ferocious Lobo the Clown 13 3680 Resists STEELY damage.
Poor yorick Ferocious Poor Yorick 13 3976

Resists TAINT damage.
Susceptible to SPARKLY damage.
Deals TAINT damage with basic attacks.

Clown car Ferocious Clown Car 13 3078

Resists STEELY Damage.
Susceptible to ABRACADAMAGE damage.
Deals STEELY damage with basic attacks.

Urban clown posse Urbane Clown Posse 13 3544

Resists GLOOMY DOOM Damage

Splown Ferocious Splown 13 3908

Resists GLOOMY DOOM damage.
Susceptible to CUDDLE damage.
Deals GLOOMY DOOM damage with basic attacks.

Captain spalding Ferocious Captain Spalding 13 3666

Resists GLOOMY DOOM damage.
Deals GLOOMY DOOM damage with basic attacks.

Ringmaster of the cirque du dismay combat Ferocious Ringmonster of the Cirque du Dismay 14 5157

Resists GLOOMY DOOM damage.
Deals SPARKLY damage with basic attacks.

BreadbasketEdit

Crop CirclesEdit

Image | | ↑↑ Name Level HP (min-max) Special/Notes Drops Tameable?
Adversary mine Adversary Mine 10 986–1477

Resistant to STEELY damage.
Susceptible to ABRACADAMAGE damage.
Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

Special: Hut Hut Fight
Effect: 50% chance to lose action
Duration: Beefosity saves

  • Blurry UFO Photo
  • Moongrass
  • Tumblewheat
No
Corn on the blob Corn-On-The-Blob 10 1081-1461

Susceptible to ICE-ICE damage.
Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

Special: Hunger Pains
Effect: ACID Damage Per Round
Duration: Durability Saves

  • Corn Pwn
  • Moongrass
No
Down home country alien Down-Home Country Alien 10 995–1435

Resistant to STEELY damage.
Susceptible to ABRACADAMAGE damage.
Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

Special: A Down-Home Country Alien starts singing about achy breaky humans and ripping you in half... wait, what? You take # damage!

  • Corn Pwn
  • Moongrass
  • Pixie Fruit
No
Ett E.T.T 10 1031-1424

Resistant to STEELY damage.
Susceptible to ABRACADAMAGE damage.
Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

Special: Phoned!
Effect: No weapon bonus for damage
Duration: Zip saves

  • Blurry UFO Photo
  • Corn Pwn
  • Moongrass
No
Fritters Fritters 10 995–1329

Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

Special: Crispily, some Fritters curls up into a large, deep-fried ball and runs you over. Fried foods will be the death of you (in the form of # hot hot heat damage!)

  • Corn Pwn
  • Moongrass
Yes
Harvester Harvestor 10 997–1444

Wanted

Resistant to STEELY damage.
Susceptible to ABRACADAMAGE damage.
Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

Special: Cloaking Fields
Effect: -50% Damage taken
Duration: This Adventure Only

  • Blurry UFO Photo
  • Corn Holy O's
  • Moongrass
  • Harvestor's Overalls (Bounty Hunt only)
No
Shyamalamagalaxicon Shyamalamagalaxicon 11 1512-1869

Resistant to STEELY damage.
Susceptible to ABRACADAMAGE damage.
Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

Special: Plot Twist
Effect: 50% Chance to Lose Action
Duration: Loathing saves

No

The Camp SiteEdit

Image | | ↑↑ Name Level HP (min-max) Special/Notes Drops Tameable?
Pleatherface Pleatherface 11 1286–2577

Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

No
Headless horshak Headless Horshack 10 1061-1466

Resistant to HOT HOT HEAT damage.
Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

Special: Flaming Book
Effect: HOT HOT HEAT ongoing damage
Duration: Durability saves

  • Pixie Fruit
No
Jabbajob Odd Jabba 11 1340–1919

Wanted

Susceptible to HOT HOT HEAT damage.
Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

Special: Tiny Arms, Big Hat
Effect: 50% chance to lose action
Duration: Beefosity saves

No
Jethro bates Jethro Bates 10 1100–1309

Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

Special: Strike it Rich
Effect: 50% chance to lose action
Duration: Beefosity saves

  • Bendable Wire
  • Red Checkered Blanket

Enemies Part 2 (Bread Basket, Pleasanton, Nostalgya and Beyond)Edit

See Enemies (Part 2) for next page.




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