His critics accuse him of only being able to read one book.
If approached before level 10:
- "Oh <name>, please be careful! Ever since that Stone Giant came through here, everything has been really, really, ridiculously dangerous! You see, when the giant knocked into my Center For Students Who Can't Kill Good, he inadvertently toppled over all my bookshelves!
- "If they were any ordinary books it wouldn't be a problem, but all these shelves house monsters of unimaginable horror! They've taken over the whole center, <name>, but only a really, really, ridiculously strong student will be able to stop them!"
To the Left, to the left (Daily)