This guy doesn't know know much, but he knows you was lookin' at his sister funny, and since that's also his wife, there's only one answer to that problem.
Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.
The Country Loaf pins your weapon to the ground with his pitchfork and then pulls out another to attack you with! And he doesn't even have arms!
(Being disarmed will result in the loss of all weapon damage and no ability to crit, until your Zip overcomes this effect.)
Special: Disarmed by Pitchfork
Effect: No Weapon Bonus for Damage Dealt
Duration: Zip saves