- "The premiere source of nightlife, spirits, and unspeakable diseases in Townshire."
- Mew York State of Mind (Given by The Piano Guy)
- A Grinding Halt (given by Keeper of the Bar)
- Hit the Grind Running (Daily) (given by The Bump 'N Grinder Poster)
- Grind Their Bones to Get Your Exp! (Daily) (given by Keeper of the Bar)
- Count the number of beans in the Jellybean Jar (side quest given by Merwin of Pythagoria, requires a Mathemagician BFF )
- Milf and Cookies (given by Amma Terraneo)
- Once, There were Champions (given by Alan Bushwell)